Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Living Ink]

I saw this thread in one of the Halloween home bases, and thought people might enjoy it here... So Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?  

[Faded Myoji]

The lack of style XD  

[engineer-of-doom]

Too many pointy things... couldn't get close for a kiss. xd  

[Faded Myoji]

Cold >< Too much dusty stuff =o Allergies =p  

[The Name of the Rose]

fear of her demonic pets! sweatdrop  

[Hikikomori-kun]

Because she's too cute for a person like me and deserves better. emo  

[Metal Soulhunter]

Because I'm not Gay ^-^

 

[Living Ink]

Because I wasn't sure who was really under all that black clothing!  

[Metal Soulhunter]

(But I like to dress in black D: )

Because You have a pineapple on your head ^-^  

[Faded Myoji]

His hair reminds me of Harry Potter =3  

[axeltheflame]

because her demons kept noming me  

[Faded Myoji]

His ears kept getting in meh way  

[Metal Soulhunter]

Because she has blue skin =]

 

[Faded Myoji]

Cause I never got to see his face than when I did it nearly scared me to death >D  

[BigEvilPacman]

cause she is into s&m to much