Relm of the Bizarre

[Cain Wolfbane]

A dimension were absolutly anything can happen! No matter how messed up it is! At the moment the color of the relm is dark purple swirly but anyone can change it. Be sure to leave an offering of salami to Joe, the talking giant flying magic necromancer demon barracuda of Doom or he might eat the souls of your gym socks.  

[Cain Wolfbane]

Joe-That would be the Yeti of weirdness
*the dimention turns orange with green clouds and Cain walks out of a squirrel shaped cloud* The Yeti smells like fruitloops on Tuesdays and Saturdays.  

[Cain Wolfbane]

Over there by the green cloud shaped like a ninja, but be careful...  

[Cain Wolfbane]

... You aren't gonna ask why I said be careful? or why there is a random Mcdonalds in a relm of complete and udder insanity?  

[Methodless Madness]

She walked out of a cupcake colored cloud, a flowery scent wafting around her. Golden blonde hair floated around her, like rays of sunlight. She looked around and snapped her fingers, the cloud and the scent disappearing. What was left, was a short girl with one blue eye and one green eye. Her hair was no longer blonde, but a curly black, her bangs a starling shade of green. "OMG! McDonalds! Didja know that they put a McDonald's French fry in a jar and it didn't start molding for a week?" she exclaimed, bounding up to Jin.  

[Cain Wolfbane]

A new person! Did you give Joe a salami yet?  

[Cain Wolfbane]

Joe is more sensible than that, and he doesn't have legs, how can he run? *The relm changes to red with blue wavy lines*  

[Methodless Madness]

"Eh,how do you Americans say it---'Well duh!'" she said exasperatedly, pulling out a dart gun and shooting Jin with it. "Relax, wolfboy." she said, giggling.  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna giggled deviously. She bent down and opened up her green messenger bag pulling make-up out of it. She smiled and began appling the make-up to his face.  

[Cain Wolfbane]

*This area of the relm starts to flood*
Joe- Uh oh, I cant swim!