The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[elusivebreath]

I ran into this game during the Halloween event, and I thought it was fun, so let's see if my fellow geezers also enjoy it.

The way to play is that you make a wish and the next person grants it, but in a BAD way, and then makes their own wish. For example:

Me: I wish I had a kitty.

You: Granted, but it's a baby tiger and it grows up to maul your family.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

Then the next person would "corrupt" that wish and make their own, and so on and so forth. I will start us off with:

I wish I had more evolving items.  

[Nei1]

ElusiveBreath

I wish I had more evolving items.

Granted, but they are SLOWLY evolving, like 1 pose for every 90 days.

I wish I was on TV.  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, Your face is plastered all over the news by the police as the first victim of a viscous serial killer in their efforts to find him, even eventually making it onto unsolved mysteries eek
I wish for blissful days

P.S. Seems like it could be a cool game by the way smile Thank you for creating a new one!  

[elusivebreath]

(You're welcome heart )

Granted, but they're so blissful, you're bored stiff and end up sleeping all your days away.

I wish some people would mind they're own business.  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted, tired of attacking just you your cat looks for better prey and eats the small child down the street.

I wish for flying monkeys. heart  

[elusivebreath]

Granted, but they fly away with all your favorite stuff crying

I wish I could play zOMG from my home computer.  

[Corbin Noir]

Granted -however you become so caught up in it that you lose your family, your job and your home, and end up begging for change so that you can rent time at an internet cafe.

I wish I had Bill Gates' fortune twisted  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, Unfortunately you only have a few moments to enjoy it before the cops get there and (thanks to his many lawyer friends) you spend the rest of your life in jail for theft.
I wish I owned a nice home out in the countryside.  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted you own a lovely home in the quaint countryside of Iraq. Unfortunetly it's raided and bombed before you have time to enjoy it.

I wish I had a cookie.  

[Corbin Noir]

Granted. You didn't specify what kind -enjoy your horseradish and anchovie cookie.

I wish my computer ran the way it did when I bought it.  

[luvs2wolf_is_a_dragon]

Wish granted. But now, due to the fact that it has sucked all the power out of every other electrical appliance in and around your home, your computer is the only that works.

I wish every day had forty-eight hours instead of twenty-four.  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, You now work 80 hours per week with the same amount of pay you used to receive for 40, as the world dives deeper into workaholism you still only receive 5 hours of sleep per night gonk
I wish there would be more harry potter books  

[elusivebreath]

Azure Alexea

I wish there would be more harry potter books

Granted, but the stories get more and more farfetched and eventually everyone loses interest.

I was it was warmer!  

[Vaidurya]

Granted. The sun comes out, and the temperature begins to rise before the wind kicks up, causing the crisp 60-degree-Fahrenheit weather to have a windchill of -40 degrees.

I wish I had something to eat for lunch.