The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Ringlefinch]

Granted!! However I am your captain and, angry about the Kupo nut incident, I work you mercilessly to the bone, scrubbing the deck and winding the sails in.

Soon you get fed up at my cruel treatment and plan a mutiny, but I have foreseen this and formulate a cunning plan!

I sail the ship around Saint Lucia secretly knowing there to be British navel ships in the waters, looking for pirates.

I then provoke you into starting your mutiny and as soon as it starts I feign terror, throwing my captains cap to you I dive into the sea and catch a lift back to land on a passing turtle.

You however, elated in your victory try to storm the first ship you sea, being it a clipper carrying tea and silks.

However, being a trap, it also carries a squadron of navel sailors who set of the flares and bring the whole royal navy down on top of you!!

After your rather swift capture you are carried of to Dominica where you face trial for piracy and being the captain given the harshest sentence!!

You swing from the yard arm while I party off my secret stash of booty

!!!YAAAHRRG!!!




I wish I hadn't left my old job at the Electric board.

crying

 

[Lilith Amaranth]

Be glad you did cuz if you had stayed you would have electrocuted yourself.




I wish everyday was Sunday.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted you're stuck in a time loop of today and today only. Have fun with that.

I wish that someone invented port-o-showers for ren-faire camping.  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted... You step in to find some bloke who's gorged on steak and cabbage has mistaken it for a portaloo


I wish I was a blond

 

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted but its platinum, and your IQ goes down to that level.

I wish that the rain would stop finally and we can start enjoying a good summer here  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted.. The rain stops.. the sun shines.. and shines.. and shines.

Infact it never stops shining and the rains never come back.. Welcome to the new dust bowl!

I wish I had a 32 gig micro SD card for my phone

 

[Lilith Amaranth]

Granted...but since I really don't know what that means...your supped up phone gives you brain cancer and you die. crying


I wish to win the lottery.

 

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted but you split half of it with me bc I hacked into finding out the winning numbers

I wish that life was much simpler  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Granted. No electricity, phones, or any other modern conveniences. You, like 90% of the Earth, are so accustomed to being surrounded by technology that you die from lacking outdoors and manual skills.

I wish I had immortality and eternal youth.  

[Pink Fregia]

Granted....You are now a vampire who was turned when you were a child.


I wish I were a little bar of soap (an old Girl Scout song)  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted. But you are a little bar of soap that belongs to an obese steak and cabbage addict who like's to keep there bottom nice and clean



I wish I had a ginger bread house in the deep dark forest.

 

[Lilith Amaranth]

Granted but you have a terrible ant problem and there's these two pesky kids that come around.



I wish I lived on the moon.  

[Liada Trovaras]

Granted but you get stuck making mochi for all eternity with the moon bunnies.

I wish I could be as observant as Grissom from CSI

(thnks stumble for PMing me ><)  

[Lilith Amaranth]

(IDK the show))

Granted you notice everything. Your abilities annoy those around you and now you have no friends.


I wish I was a Playboy Bunny.