The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[The Unknown Shadow]

Lil Brat

Granted, you are now fluent in gibberish, but only those snotty kids that lied about their age to get in here can understand you. Too bad you never get a word in edgewise.

I wish I could retire already.

Granted, but you already did & now you’re bored with life. Also, you still owe student loan debt in excess of $250,000.

I wish I could time travel.  

[Nei1]

Granted, however you can't control when or where you go. In a sense, you are lost in time.

I wish wasn't so sore.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Nei1

Granted, however you can't control when or where you go. In a sense, you are lost in time.

I wish wasn't so sore.

Granted, but now you’ve got a migraine headache.

I don’t wish for anything.  

[Nei1]

Granted, but....*boot to the head*

I wish for a new lappy. (laptop)  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Nei1

Granted, but....*boot to the head*

I wish for a new lappy. (laptop)

Granted, but it's a Siemen’s PCD-3Psx.

I wish there were more people to talk to on Gaia.