Wrong answer game!

[Le Scratch]

Pretty much self-explanatory... each poster will ask a question and the next poster will give an incorrect answer, as simple or ridiculous as they like. Have fun and make it humorous!


Where is the refrigerator?  

[kikioblack]

chilling in bathroom.

Where's my cd case at?  

[Seraphim of Forgiveness]

sitting on my stereo

wheres my stereo remote at? seriously where did it go lol, i lost it years ago and still cant find it  

[373s8f5789d30]

It ran away. Far, far away.

I will try a different kind of question here.

How big is the ocean?  

[Le Scratch]

Only big enough to fill a few buckets.

What kind of villain makes a threat on the news?  

[Seraphim of Forgiveness]

A Dream Deferred

It ran away. Far, far away.

I will try a different kind of question here.

How big is the ocean?

darn electronics running away these days....

hmmm according to my calculations

its as big as my sisters popularity

do you have prince albert in a can?  

[kikioblack]

I have princess alberta in a box.

Will I ever be normal O.o  

[Le Scratch]

Only if you eat the green slime there *points*

Where are your pants?  

[Seraphim of Forgiveness]

not on me lol

wheres my chocolate?  

[Le Scratch]

In mah belleh.

Why are you here? *points to next poster*  

[Yurdarkreverie]

Because I read it in a text book.
What is the meaning of post it notes?  

[44hrygydi]

To decorate the computer screen.

What is the largest number?

(Couldn't think of a better one, sorry. sweatdrop )  

[Kyle Rei Basil]

0.

What color is the ocean?  

[Le Scratch]

Red with the blood of a million cursed souls.

Where'd the police go after they found the body? (utterly random, I know)  

[44hrygydi]

To the nearest Doughnut shop.

Who is my favorite person in the whole wide world?