Below Me

[Amarella Harte]

In this game you tell us all a little known fact about or talent of the person BELOW you.

To start,

The person below me can speak five ancient 'dead' languages.  

[Angelicphrase]

Why thank you for flattering they took so long to learn wink

The person below me is the lost heir to the Romanoff throne  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Damn!! now Il have to go on the run again!

The person bellow me can blow smoke rings out there ears  

[Azred Crimlean]

It's actually not that hard, the trick is to get your ears to actually inhale first!

The Person below me has herpes.






Just kidding! The person below me can eat 5 times they're own weight in Hot Dog "meat".  

[Nei1]

It's circus act, really.

The person below can breath in the ocean.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

*coughs up two dolphins and a rusty old cannon*


The person bellow me has never been to the toilet there whole life (but needs to!)  

[Azred Crimlean]

Well seeing as I am a Centaur, I don't use a toilet, but thank you for noticing my discomfort, would you mind pointing me to the nearest open field?

The person below me has a right leg 4 inches shorter than their left, making right turns extremely difficult.  

[Angelicphrase]

*sniff* *sniffly* I lost those four inches in a card game, never cheat Russian card dealers. But I can dance in a circle really good mrgreen

The person below me is the forbidden love child of Elvis Presley and a dock hand named Doris.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Hmmm. I shall be having words with my mother about this!!

The person bellow me is actualy on a secret mission to rid the world of cows!


 

[Angelicphrase]

Well actually I'm recruiting them for my space army but.....oh I've said too much.

The person below me is a defected KGB agent on the run from the Russian government and the CIA.  

[Nei1]

Fast as fast can be, they'll never catch me, I have all their secrets.

The person below me knows the source code for the Windows OS.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

WOW! that explains why ive been dreaming in bianary!

The person below me is addicted to licking stamps but allurgic to gum  

[Amarella Harte]

Well! THAT explains the rash!

The person below me has two sets of teeth, one pair behind the other.  

[Angelicphrase]

What can I say they come in handy for those late night sessions of snacking on humans twisted

The person below me suffers from lycanthropy  

[arkansasgoatmama]

( awooooo snarl ) Please comb my fur!

The person below me can put lipstick on with their toes.