Below Me

[Agent Ginrei]

*hands you Monopoly money* there ya go!

The person below me is the world yodeling champion.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

LIDLE-LADLE-LODLE-LUDLE-LAIDY-HOOOOOO!!! Its a gift! cool

The person below me can rip open a food tin with there bare teeth!  

[Angelicphrase]

I used to be in a side-show, these canines of mine can cut most anything. Very handy on a camping trip.

The person below me is the inventor of the Hadron Collider  

[Azred Crimlean]

Well actually I just took the credit for it and killed the man that did all the work.... eek Did I just say that out loud? Aha... Just... Kidding? sweatdrop

The person below me has incontinence, tsk, well if you couldn't change yourself as a child I sure as hope you can now!  

[Angelicphrase]

Well I've learned to laugh about it, or use it against those who annoy me mrgreen I'm a mean old lady twisted

The person below me is going to be the next host of the Tonight's show  

[Azred Crimlean]

YEA!!!! Awesome and I didn't even put in a bid for it! Oh how the ratings are gonna drop with me in the hot seat, yeeees~ lol.

The Person below me collects all the body clippings and loose hairs and skin flakes that they're body is trying to get rid of.  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Hey! The magical ingredients in Pixie Dust is supposed to be a secret!!! sweatdrop

The person below me holds the worlds record for the greatest number of posts in the Gaia Forums.  

[Nei1]

Let's see, I have 80% of Gaia posts to date. Even was responsible getting to the 1 millionth post awhile ago.

The person below me working alone in the show Dinner Impossible.  

[Azred Crimlean]

I've never liked the name of that show, coz my producers just created a bit of a conundrum, because it is POSSIBLE! I've done it everytime we filmed!

The person below me is a big fan of the nude cooking show.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Well what else could get a single man intrested in cookery!?

The person below me can look up and down at the same time (without turning there head sideways and going boss eyed!)  

[Azred Crimlean]

When your eyelids peel back like mine you can almost get 360 degrees, well if it wasn't for my skull being in the way.

The person below me wears body hair tupeés, ooo you sexy lil devil!  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Well I had an accident with a remington fuzaway a few years ago and it never grew back properly! (please dont ask)

The person below Is hell bent on worled domination  

[Angelicphrase]

YES ACTUALY I AM !!! Join my team and I'll give you the position of your choice

The person below me can use witchcraft  

[Blood Raven777]

damn something went wrong, i was changed into a centar (sorry for the spelling)

i was meant to be a giant

the person below me can see the future  

[-Stumblefoot-]

well sex magic is more my style but its all the same thing! cool

Well I certainly saw that coming!!

the person below me has every reason to fear ragwort