Below Me

[-Stumblefoot-]

Heyyyy! It never left baby! swung round the corner for quick boogie! if you know what I mean!


The person below me has 3 superflouse nipples  

[Azred Crimlean]

They're not that bad are they? Mom said you could barely see the one by my collar bone, and come on don't most men have tea cup saucer sized areolas?

The person below me wants backwards Liposuction.  

[BlackCatt73]

I'm almost afraid to ask... but, no! I'm trying to get rid of it, not get more razz

*maybe I shoulda waited to reply*

The person below me is afraid of being taken away by flying monkeys  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Well, maybe long ago. But now I await them with my taizer and sharpened tooth brush!!!! lol!!! Ha ha ha! ther in for a suprise now after the lat time!!!!!!! MWAAAHAAA!

The person belo me awaits the day they can say "See!! I said they would all get arested!!"  

[Angelicphrase]

Well it seams only a matter of time really when you work with people using dangerous chemicals and small IQ's

The person below me was captain of their high school nasal sports squad with a gold in the 500m lougy  

[Azred Crimlean]

After that day I couldn't speak for 2 weeks nearly hocked my lungs and vocal cords out with that golden phlegm!

The person below me has had pink rubber nipples glued to their eyelids before.  

[Amarella Harte]

(Damn! I thought I destroyed all the pictures!) And I will NEVER drink like that again!!

The person below me can whistle loudly by placing three fingers into one nostril and snorting out.  

[Azred Crimlean]

Well I'm glad someone figured it out! Everyone else said I was a coke fiend, I'm glad you recognize talent when you see it!

The person below me gets turned on by Animals gone wild, killer shark edition  

[Amarella Harte]

*shrug* I like to bite.

The person below me owns 7,000 pairs of socks.  

[Azred Crimlean]

And not one of those pair freaking match! Stupid Dryer and its damned gateway to the inter dimensional Sock haven! Its like trying to get to the village of Smurfs and I'm Gargamel.

the person below me likes to buy things just coz they they can, even if they never use what they buy.  

[BlackCatt73]

Well, a girl's gotta have stuff, right? ninja

The person below me likes to take naps while supposedly working  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Damn! Dont tell my boss! he thinks I started today 4 houres earlier! (f***ing hell! Im telling the truth! how did you know!)

The person below me is a secret agent for the Klu klux Klan  

[BlackCatt73]

Nope, cannot say that I know anyone in that group, maybe the NRA though 4laugh

The person below me is getting close to being declared sane!  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Hey! it couldent be any other way!! the last therapist declared me undiagnosible cos of my uncanny knack of making him cry!

The person below me is in the middle of a love triangle scandle with ronald regun and cheryle cole  

[Lil Brat]

I've died and gone to HADES... why didn't someone mention that earlier... Ronny has returned to his younger self... wink

The person below me is secretly turned on by ALF.