The golden joke

[Nei1]

A large man and a model went out on date. The next day at the office he and a co-worker where talking about the date.

Large Man: The date with her awesome.
Co-Worker: Did it get hot and heavy?
Large Man: Yeah, she was hot and I was heavy.

rolleyes  

[The Unknown Shadow]

I heard about this man who went into an outhouse. He was opening the lid to go to the bathroom and he sees a Native American chief down in the hole. So he asks the chief ”Hey man, how long have you been down there?” and the chief replies ”Many, many moons ago.”  

[Pink Fregia]

I'm taking viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheet off my legs  

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Now that I've lived during a plague, I get why most renaissance paintings are of chubby women laying around with their boobs out.

 

[Trappernicus58]

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.  

[Trappernicus58]

Ten cats in a row boat.
One jumps out.
How many are left?

None, they're all copy cats.  

[Pink Fregia]

In other news... The Seven Dwarfs have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isn't Happy.