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 Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:34 pm
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Eats more.... eats more....
YOU ALWAYS EAT MORE HERE AT CHEESEY GALORE!
You can eat it in the store,
YOU ALWAYS EAT MORE HERE AT CHEESEY GALORE!
Get a carton of cheese? Here you can get 5 times more...
YOU ALWAYS EAT MORE HERE AT CHEESEY GALORE!
So stop by today or else my kitty will RAWR
YOU ALWAYS EAT MORE HERE AT CHEESEY GALORE!
Tomorrow is the end of the world
'So what' I thought and I twirled and twirled,
Hoping that I'd be too dizzy to die
Well, I was wrong and we all know why
So follow my example,
Don't make my same mistake
Next time please don't ramble
And remember to behave.
CHEESEY, IN MEH BELLY
CHEESEY, IT'S NOT SMELLY
CHEESEY, IN MY TUMMY
CHEESEY, JUST SO YUMMY!!
Turn around once you see a ghost....
Turn around twice you see a hoax
Turn around thrice you see a elf....
Turn around 4 times you see your self
Turn around 5 times you see a Dinosaur
Turn around 6 times you see a desperate implore
Turn around 7 times you see some love
Turn around 8 times you see a dove
Turn around 9 times you see some care
Turn around 10 times you see a dare.
My doggy is sleeping next to me
As I type, her name's Molly.
She is a white doggy with brown spots
And for no male dog does she have the hots.
Yea... that was an awful rhyme.
But I'll keep it in just this one time.
I have to get off at 10 o clock...
My brother wants the computer...
And I have poetry block.
I'm listeneing to the Killers now...
They really rock... and how!
I'm listening to 'Don't shoot me Santa'
This song is totally 'wow'!
Now this is a limerick I made quite a while ago... my mom kind of forced me to make it because she wanted me to do something productive (Of course, this was before I really knew what a limerick was sweatdrop ). So I dedicated it to her.
There once was a mean old mom who
Made her daughter (against her will) do...
This limerick here
Which quite sucks, I fear,
But it's all her mom's fault, cauz she hasn't a clue!
I eat's cheese...
I need some more.
I eat it with berries...
I need some more.
I put it on toast...
I need some more.
I put it on roast...
I need some more.
I put it on a spoon...
I need some more.
I put it on Neptune...
CHEESEY GALORE!!
Cheese zombies
Frightening the cheese out of people
Cheese zombies
Coming out destroying the steeple
Cheese zombies
Appearing out of nowhere
Cheese zombies
Possibly from their evil lair
Cheese zombies
Eat nothing but cheese guts
Cheese zombies
Are nothing but klutz
Cheese zombies
Like lame stuff
Cheese zombies
Are gone in a puff
Cheese zombies
Don't like poetry
Believe it or not.
So this poem isn't so hot
I'd better run
The cheese zombie's got a gun.
Fireballs fly from up in the sky
They look like fiery cheese.
I want to gobble them up, oh why
Can't I grab them,must I say please?
(Red is so crazy, don't pay any heed
To her CrAzY cheese need)
End of the poem by Spontaneous Hoot. I loved it too much to get rid of it.
((This poem was written while listeneing to Little Songs by Weezer - hoped to catch the mood of the song in this poem. Let's see how well I did! ))
Snow falling
Like big lobs
As they fall off trees
They look like mobs
Of giant, snowy masses!
But how can I complain
When I'm too busy to explain
That I'm opening presents.
I have lot's of new stuff to brag about now
Like my new computer,
My new three-story tall piece of cheese,
My new lamp,
My new CD player - I mean jeez!
How many more things
Will this Funny, snowy, Christmas bring?
There was a cheese named Potato
Which was ironic
Because his race was Inflate-o
A fat unicorn might fall him a plate-o
But a rhino would call him TOO LATE-O.
Here is Redrox123: The Queen of Awful Poetry, and this is just an example of some of my awful poetry. Every now and then I'll post some new awful poetry, feel free to crit and ask for specifics.
OMG I HAVE POETRY BLOCK! I need suggestions. People, like, if you think of a topic you'd like me to do a poem on, please write it!
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:10 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:09 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:48 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:13 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:57 pm
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 9:54 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:21 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:57 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:00 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:05 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:16 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:19 pm
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