The Corrupt Wish Game.

[Sayurixchan]

Simple and fun. The first person makes a wish and the next person grants the wish, but makes it bad. Then they make a wish.

Example:

Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Person 2: Okay, but it gets stolen as soon as you receive it.

I wish I had a pony.

Person 3: Granted! But its dead.

I wish ...


Okay? Okay. I'll start.


I wish I was fantastically rich.  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

Granted. But you die soon after. x.x
I wish I was the owner of Gaia. :]

 

[Sayurixchan]

Alright...but soon afterwards there is a huge Gaia scandal causing the site to collapse and you to be scorned for the rest of your life.

I wish I could finally meet Kaoru <3  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

You meet Kaoru, but later he disappears leaving you to be the last one to see him and the police's main suspect.
I wish I was through with school. Dx  

[Sayurixchan]

Very well! But now you're stuck working at the worst job you can imagine under the worse boss there ever was and getting barely any money for it.

I could speak another language fluently.  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

Granted, but you forget English.
I wish I owned a car.

 

[Sayurixchan]

You own a car, but it doesn't have an engine.

I wish you weren't so fast xD  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

Haha, you stumped me. Umm...
Granted, but you lose access to Gaia.
I wish I had no homework.

 

[Sayurixchan]

Lawl...all part of my scheme to slow you down xD

Granted, but you now have three times as many tests.

I wish this semester was over.  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

Granted, but you fail and have to go to summer school.
I wish you gave me your Baby Seal Slippers. :]

 

[Sayurixchan]

D:

Granted ;-; But I hired a ninja to steal them back for me during the night! Bah ha ha.

I wish I had some candy right now.  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

As you wish. Soon after your teeth fall out one by one.
I wish I spoke all languages.

 

[Sayurixchan]

You can, but you always confuse and mix up different languages at once that no one understands you anyways.

I wish my hair was actually pink.  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

Granted. But birds mistake it for food and pluck it all out.
I wish I was at the mall.

 

[Sayurixchan]

Alright, but they mall you've just been poofed to is entirely out of business :[

I wish I enjoyed school.