Alphabet Sentance Conversation... Thing

[Mradhampir]

Ok, so the first post, (which i will be posting) the sentace will be starting with A. The next person shall continue with a sentance starting with B, the conversation must make sense. Try and be.... fluent.
Rules: No major language, (preferably only english razz )
Have fun with it!!!! biggrin  

[Mradhampir]

A ninja ninja and a Jew walked into a bar...  

[Sayurixchan]

But the Jew tripped over his own feet.  

[Mradhampir]

"Crazy Jew," said the Ninja  

[MradhampirLover]

don't fall on me!  

[Mradhampir]

"Evil I sense in you,' said Yoda (?) to the Ninja  

[MradhampirLover]

F...u.. said the fly  

[Mradhampir]

"God Damn flies" said the ninja as he plucked the flie out of the air with his chopsticks  

[Sayurixchan]

"Heeeeey! What's up?" The Jew says to Yoda after standing back up.  

[Aalind]

"I shall use the force on you!" Yoda yelled at the Jew.  

[Mradhampir]

"Jew! Everyone gang up on the Jew!" Said the Ninja while geting his ninja stars ready.  

[Sayurixchan]

"Kind we should be," Yoda says. "This Jew is not of the Dark Side."  

[frankdow123]

this is very weird but awsome  

[Sayurixchan]

stare That didn't start with an L...and I can't do it cause that would be considered double posting...  

[Mradhampir]

"Loser you are," mocked the Ninja.