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 Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:17 pm
MOUNTAIN DEW SODA
TASTES LIEK PEE PEE IN A JAR
I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:31 pm
Xiporah is nuts
Salted cashews in a can
I enjoy cashews
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:34 pm
Hunger devours me
I want some ******** food, now
But I'm not thirsty
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:38 pm
I don't have the time
to be writing dumb poems
wait what'd I just do?
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:39 pm
p***s p***s d**k
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
Giant hairy c**k
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:40 pm
I like to ate ate
Apples and and Banaynays
Ate them yes yum yum
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:49 pm
The seasons changing
leaves falling, reborn again
I like bubble gum 
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:52 pm
Haikus need nature
Akela is clearly smart
trees flowers apples
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:54 pm
COAT HANGERS HANGERS
HANG COAT IN CLOSET NOW PLEASE
I LIKE SHINY SHOES
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:16 pm
All haikus should have
Five beats then seven then five
But who gives a ******** you b***h
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:33 pm
D-Link connected
No wires to tether me
Save the power chord.
Transcendental crap
Could be drawn from this
Thanks Merry Pranksters.
Rachael Maddow, hot
She used to much more butch
Haikus, not so hard.
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:35 pm
Nature you say Clone?
Gentle breeze flows through the trees
Smelling of spring dew.
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:36 pm
Ythan II All haikus should have Five beats then seven then five But who gives a ******** you b***h xD Second favorite. First one is the last line of Zelkiiro's.
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:37 pm
Right in front of me
This burrito that I eat
It needed more sauce
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:42 pm
Seven syllables
Now I write five syllables
This is a ********
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