A Very, Very Off-Beat Question

[Queen_of_Darkus]

What happens if you take a Lucario who is an orphaned bounty hunter with the following moves:
Metal Claw
Aura Sphere
Bone Rush
Force Palm
And his most powerful move,
"WATCH THE POWER OF AURA!" (SSBB)
Now you've got this Lucario and then you just drop him into episode 7 of Wedding Peach and hope the universe doesn't blow up. What happens next?  

[sundialler]

wahhhhh???????????????