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 Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:47 pm
Inspired by a quick joke in Family Guy wherein a character says the following
"So what Orwell was trying to say in 1984 is that it might not be perfect, but I'll take it anyway"
On that same line, I'll get the wrong message from Charlotte's Web.
Charlotte's Web- Don't waste time doing anything for yourself, someone will come along to make you a success.
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:54 pm
Atlas Shrugged - The philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute.
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:32 pm
Brave New World - Sex and drugs are the only thing that's ever worth living for.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:12 am
Lord of the Flies - If all else fails, set the island on fire.
Also - If all else fails, ask the fat kid.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:00 am
Fahrenheit 451: GOVERNMENT BAD, FIRE GOOD.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:22 am
A Clockwork Orange - Ultraviolence is awesome and cool. And remember to drink milk!
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:56 pm
There Will Be Blood- Power corrupts, and the money drove a man insane.
THE REAL MEANING OF THE MOVIE IS REVEALED IF YOU HIGHLIGHT BELOW
There was no meaning. The movie was not deep. It was about a huge crazy jerk as he descended further into madness. The ending was as close as you could get to "THE END. NO MORAL." as you can without literally having that appear on the screen. ******** awesome film.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:57 pm
Lord of the Rings - With the power of friendship, you can overcome any evil. Of course, we forget that a group of over 10-15 people at any one time never considered the thought of a ******** horse or just giving the ring to the retard and then telling him to walk into the volcano.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:03 pm
Moby d**k - No one cares how much of an a*****e you are as long as you do it with style and cool one-liners.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:10 am
Fight Club - Men can have b***h tits. Woah.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:06 am
Resident Evil: Extinction - Ironically, the "right" message from this movie is the wrong message from the entire game series, comics, canon in general, etc., etc.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:16 am
American History X - Black people are scary. Also, Don't move to venice beach and then go to jail. Nazi's will rape you. emo
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:06 pm
Xiporah American History X - Black people are scary. Also, Don't move to venice beach and then go to jail. Nazi's will rape you. emo Hahaha so many people get the wrong message from that movie. The message racists take away from that movie- Don't matter if you try to change your ways, niggers'll still try and kill you.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:45 pm
The Shining: Hotels are the devil, so blow them up with their own boiler.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:18 am
LSG - Literate Spam Guild
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