person above you is banned, why?

[Nei1]

Bans you for shouting.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Bans you for helicopter smacking me in the face with your hair.  

[Nei1]

Bans for your for speaking lies about me.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

Don’t swiftly turn your head please.  

[Nei1]

 

[The Unknown Shadow]

Grabs your legs, and flies with you:

 

[Nei1]

I never knew the red hair girl Charlie Brown was lusting after was named Heather.

*steals your name*  

[The Unknown Shadow]

((Yeah, even I’m wondering if this is canon or not?))
What is my name?
Steal’s your time.  

[Nei1]

(
Quote Wikipedia: While never seen in the strip, she appears on screen in several television specials, in which her name has been revealed as Heather Wold.
)

Bans you for taking an hour of EVERYBODY'S sleep.  

[The Unknown Shadow]

((Thanks for that.))

Bans you for not using your time wisely.  

[Nei1]

Bans for the sake of banning.