jokes

[The Other titan54]

wich jokes do u like best knock knock or yo mama  

[Rin128563]

Yo Mama!!!! lol XD  

[puppets_master-1]

---YO MOMMA JOKES---
1.YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED FOR JOY AND GOT STUCK
2.YO MOMMA SO OLD THEY TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE AND SHE DIED
3.YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE HIT A PARKED CAR
4.YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT BUNGIE JUMPING AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL.




IF U LIKE MY JOKES RATE ME A FIVE  

[MAGNUM777]

*In a sophisticated english voice*

Your mother is much like a TV, anyone can turn her on.  

[Lil blue22]

The Other titan54

wich jokes do u like best knock knock or yo mama

yo mama jokes are the best. did you here the one that says " yo mama is so cold, she started the ice age" rofl  

[Whiteknight01]

Yo momma jokes
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."  

[tyranuevanu]

1. Yo mama is so dumb, that when she was locked inside a grocery store, she starved to death!

2. Yo mama is so fat, that when she walked into the room wearing a red shirt, somebody yelled, HEY KOOL-AID!

I liked Magnum777's joke. Never heard that one before.  

[ilinks]

Yo mama is so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move
Yo mama is so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest the said sorry no professionals  

[Whiteknight01]

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car to buy gas money.
Yo momma is so old that Jesus was her highschool sweetheart  

[Rin128563]

MAGNUM777

*In a sophisticated english voice*

Your mother is much like a TV, anyone can turn her on.

lol that was funny biggrin  

[Saphire8241992]

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES DONT HURT UNLESS YOURE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOOR AND THEN SOMEONE BANGS ON IT THEN JUST BARGES IN KNOCKS YOU AND SHOOTS YOU DOWN THEN TO DEATH 3nodding  

[Youre Ghey]

yo moma so fat even naruto wouldnt believe it.

yo moma so short she can turn back flips under her bed.

yo moma so fat her coochie is below sea level.

yo mamas blood type is ragu.

yo mama so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

yo moma so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

yo moma so skinny she can hula hoop with a cherio.


knock knock. whos there? orange. orange who? ORANGE JUICE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thus explaining that yomamajokes are the best! heart  

[EmO_DaRk_LoVeRs]

yo mama



donate me plssssssssssss crying  

[darknightwarriorz]

trade me money plzzz hehehehe biggrin ello  

[open co]

My friend once said a yo mamma joke in lessons and our really old tight a** teacher turned round and started yelling at him (it was hilarious)