Divorced Above Because...

[Nei1]

Divorces Volvy because he always tracks snow in to the house after practice.  

[Volvy]

Divorces Nei because she's so picky about her carpets.  

[lady ayami chan]

Divorces Volvy for ever having an issue with Nei's carpet preferences mad  

[Volvy]

Divorces Ayami for listening in on my conversations.  

[lady leko-chan]

Divorces Volvy for holding our "gifts" of mind reading against us  

[Nei1]

Divorce leko? No way, she can make my life hell.  

[Volvy]

Divorces Nei for wanting life to be hell.  

[Nei1]

Divorces Volvy because he WANTS me to stay in hell.  

[Volvy]

Divorces Nei for putting words in my mouth.  

[Nei1]

Divorces Volvy for trying cuting out my mouth.  

[Volvy]

Divorces Nei for beating me with a halibut.  

[Nei1]

Divorces Volvy because he is always out of tune.  

[Volvy]

Divorces Nei because her horns tore up all our pillows.  

[Nei1]

Divorces Volvy because he always hide his face behind that mask.  

[purpleravenhawk]

Divorces Nei because she won't stop crunching on frozen blueberries in bed.