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Who wants to be Mordy's Internet Valentine?

Who ever earns my favor and becomes my Valentine will get a sign from Mordy. You get to decide what I'm wearing, where I write your name, and how you want me to pose. I shall decide the winner on the 15th because I have a man to please RL on Valentines day.

How to earn Mordy's favor
1. write her a poem
2. make her laugh
3. beat down your competition
4. just be creative and keep Mordy amused.

Poems written for Mordy

Ohoho, she may have started a war,
Still, we love her ever more,
All this competition over Sith,
That ain't from Star Wars,
I will not have any knowledge to win with,
I don't even know how to drive cars,
This will not be swift, quick or lithe,
But I'm fighting with my life,
I will fight to defend,
Until her hand, will she lend.

by:RosesFallingLikeRain

Mord is on the hunt,
for stupid little cunts.
She'll bash in their heads,
and make sure that they're dead.
She sits on her throne,
and makes all the men groan.
So lets hop in the sack,
and then we will fack.
I promise to be mean,
I'll even make you scream.
Oh Mord how we lowe thee.

By:broken_bleeding_angel

My love for you, so innocent at first
Was something that would make hearts burst

I watched you daily, never being seen
I thought about your body's sheen

Skin so tight, scent so sweet
Holding my breath until we meet

I want your flesh, to taste it's sin
I'll make you mine until the end

Give me your blood, I'll give you mine
My love for you will make me blind

I'll kill in your name, please your desire
Anything for you as long as it's dire

Your names on my wrists, you picture in my heart
I'll make it certion that we'll never be apart

I've got a plan for us, one day you'll see
We'll be so happy and together we'll bleed

Oh how I love you, but I'll never tell
Until the day you see me, then I'll drag you to hell.

By:Namikikyo

Every night I log on my account
Hoping the night conversations amount
To interesting fairs of love and hate
But knowing that they will equate
To nothing but the rancour of life

But tonight I log on to my site
And what do I see now is perfectly right
The Matron know as Mordy appears
Banishing away all my fears
Of a dull night of drivel

The legion of girls who pollute the threads
Mordy comes in and bashes their heads
Now my night is complete
And I can finally go to sleep
Knowing Mordy made things right.

By:SorceressJacklyn


She is well known and sought,
for indeed she is very hot.
Her tongue is as sharp a sword,
She will make you cry "Oh Mord!".
All the girls wish they could be,
as smart and clever as thee.
But they are not,
and you're still hot.
So come and play with me,
and with Azu we'll make it three.
For a secret rendezvous,
is what you and I shall do.
And on this great big internet,
she will make you very wet.
She will make you flood,
and spill all your blood.
Oh Mord how we love thee! <3

By:broken_bleeding_angel

In the morn'
I shall make her coffee,
For Mord,
I shall get her a puppy,
I shall name it FiFi,
I shall ensure,
All her greens are leafy,
All for Mord.

By:RosesFallingLikeRain


Roses are red, violets are blue..
I think I might just have to rape you.

.. MAN SCREW THIS POEM CRAP!!!
._.

By:Eliza Rose


Silent screams fill the air
Blood flashes crimson with flare
Mordy has come to fix this place
I do believe she'll start with your face.

By:SorceressJacklyn


Roses are red,
Mord's victims were beaten to purple,
"I shall win Mord!" Roses said,
Nothing rhymes with 'purple'.

by:RosesFallingLikeRain

People fighting for my favor

RosesFallingLikeRain
broken_bleeding_angel
SorceressJacklyn
Namikikyo
Eliza Rose
n0morenice
Lieutenant Shotgun
AmberElric
CupCakeTerror--X
Xx-Musicaholic-xX
Iceestar
ManiacSpiderDoll13

Special edit: Shot gun is amazing! See page 4 and 7 to see shotgun's epicness.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN! FIGHT FOR MY FAVOR!

I'd love to, it's just I'm to shy.
>////<

Well, I'm sure if you'd ask, you'd get tons of people saying yes.
You're our awesomeriffic leader!

You want some of my lovin? <3

*glomps* Oh baby! When can I whip out my pink fuzzy hand cuffs? twisted