Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Pure 3picness]

This is a spoof of Why Did You Divorce The Person Above you here

So do what it says I guess...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he's a into pokemon  

[Deathfrost]

lol Because she makes me laugh...lol  

[Tambergal]

he was part ninja  

[Polythematic]

She was DEATH in disguise.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Um, he was willing to protect me with his life.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she was my babies mama , I had to do it  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

Vegas.  

[Deathfrost]

She threatened to kick me with her powerful hind legs if I didn't (or maybe it was that she threatened to take away my guns? Who knows why?) the heart wants what it wants.....  

[Hachimitsu bea]

He loves red like me.

 

[Lady_Conspiracy]

I married for the puppy. Oops... blaugh  

[annon fukyuu]

She was my princess. wink  

[Chef Sin]

I knew him from my chess guild.  

[Chef Sin]

Because I'm narcissistic  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Because she's narcissistic