So if you walked into a bar and...

[Dark_EdgeXI]

... there was a chicken sitting on the counter eating feed, next to the register, what would you do?  

[Final Saph]

[ Ummmmmm. I would throw Pie at it! >D ]  

[Dark_EdgeXI]

And if the pie stopped in mid air as the chicken looked at it and it was flung back at you?  

[Final Saph]

[ I would pull out a knife and throw it at it and kill it. >D I would also dodge the pie. xD ]  

[Stardust Pudding]

I'd have to say, greatest story I've heard in.... 31/2 seconds! 3nodding  

[Dark_EdgeXI]

Now what if the chicken then exploded after the knif stuck in causing a chain reaction with the alcohol?  

[Final Saph]

[ Ummmm... >.> Idk. x.x ]  

[Dark_EdgeXI]

Dun dun dun dun, you've reached the end of your quest, would you like to retry at the beginning?  

[Final Saph]

[ Um.... >.> ]  

[Sarlagon]

pirate  

[Belzayne]

I would walk up to it, and light it on fire.  

[VincentValentine0395]

i would kill it and make chicken nuggets XD  

[Validus Vess]

*Coughs twice*
Once it expoloded,caused a chain reacion with the alcohol,
Hmmm...
I'd say i'd fly behind (thats right.FLY.) a...another CHICKEN...or a DUCK...and...boil...Princess Peach...and feed her to Toad!

GENIUS!
SHEER GENIUS!