April Week 4: Caption Contest

[Grandwing]

Rules are simple, post here a rofl FUNNY rofl caption regarding the scene above.
post a caption on what mimi is saying and also label what she is drinking.

Anyone can enter.
Remember, this is a caption contest and not a story telling contest.

2 tamers with the funniest captions after a week will win:
- 10,000 gold each
- 1 rare digivolution item each
- 2 rare cards each

Keep captions PG-13 XD  

[Grandwing]

SAMPLE
 

[Cephalon Kish]

mimi: sooooooooo hot good thing i found a soda machine though i wonder what it said.

bottle: liquid hair gel. do not drink, if dranken wash mouth with soap and hope for the best. side effects: turning into babamon  

[dragwarrior]

mimi: this lemonade in a bottle is so refreshing!
bottle: YELLOW-AID! now with all natural flavors and ingredients! Ingredients: recycled betsumon urine  

[PHX_Roger_ILKN]

Bottle: wink Root Beer wink

Mimi:A bottle of tasty root beer in the middle of nowhere, there is no way it could be a trap. *Gekkomon hides in the bushes  

[Doranak]

Mimi: So thirsty, I'm just going to down all of this lovely drink from Joes first aid.

Bottle: Alcohol for wounds.  

[Sago_Knight]

Mimi:It was nice of Palmon to give me this drink.

Bottle: Plant Growth. Warning: Tastes delicious!  

[Mephis Inferni]

Mimi: Wow, I can't believe Tai gave me this drink because I wouldn't be quiet. He is so nice.

Bottle: Tetrodotoxin

*edited because I misspelled quiet like an idiot biggrin *  

[OwlFever]

Mimi: so good of Tai for giving this drink to me

Bottle: 100% Vodka with Drugs(the type a man would give to a girl for something sinful)  

[Jin_of_the_thunder]

drink=beer
mimi= What! all flights are cancelled! i guess i'll have to drink myself there.  

[ListenFeelEnjoy]

Mimi: Man am I happy this conveniently located vending machine still had drinks in it! This tastes so good!

Bottle: Numemon Juice. Made from 100% Numemon Data

 

[endinglight]

Mimi: Oh, I don't think I could have gone another step in this desert without a nice cool drink.
Bottle: Super Spicy Tabasco Sauce!  

[-Philosophys King-]

Mimi: It was so nice of that random Digimon off the street to give me this drink, I'm parched!
Drink: Uncle Myotismon's homemade knockout drink: one drink of this and your victim will be all ready for any of your possible villainous needs  

[Henwyfatale]

Mimi: Whooo~ Finally I drink! I never thought I'd be this thirsty...BLAHHH! It's sand!

Tai: -pops out of nowhere- HAHA GOT YOU MIMI! :'D -runs-

Mimi: Get back here! D:<  

[Petronec]

Mimi: I think you'll find that the digital world pretty much covers everything.
Drink: Horse Pop