May Week 2 Caption Contest

[Grandwing]

Rules are simple, post here a FUNNY caption regarding the scene above.
~post a caption on what izzy and tentomon are saying and also label the signboard.

Anyone can enter.
Remember, this is a caption contest and not a story telling contest so avoid placing long descriptions and stuff.

2 tamers with the funniest captions after a week will win a Tamer Island Gift Pack which consists of:
- 10,000 gold
- 1 rare digivolution item
- 2 rare cards

Keep captions PG-13 XD  

[Grandwing]

just a sample..

 

[endinglight]

Sign: New! Enlarge the size of your Pen 15, with new 100% natural formula

Izzy: Well since it is the digital world we were bound to find some kind of spam eventually...

Tentomon:These things are everywhere, but we've gotten pretty good at ignoring them. Wait what's SPAM? Can you eat it?  

[machine of life vincent]

my crappy submission


Sign: Tentomon I am your father.

Izzy: Ok.... that's weird. Let's get going*walks off*

Tentomon: But it's my father Izzy!!!By the way what's a father?  

[Henwyfatale]

Izzy: Ugh! Over an hour of walking and we got lost! D:< Tentomon where are we?

Tentomon: I don't know, this maze thing is really confusing ><

Sign: Start Here!  

[Cephalon Kish]

izzy: hmm lets see the guys said there was a pizza parlor somewhere around here.

tentomon: yea but we passed civilization a few miles back wait maybe this sign will tell us where the next house or something is. *reads sign then starts walking*

sign: ---> this way to the nation digimon Butcher shop hotel and parlor.
<---this way to doom.  

[Mephis Inferni]

Izzy: Oh this is hopeless! How are we supposed to make it to the others with directions like these?

Tentomon: Well, it doesn't seem to be so hard Izzy. All we have to do is go each direction it says.

Sign:  

[AbideByReality]

Sign: Buy Shamdou! It holds 20 times it's weight in liquid! Doumon approved!

Izzy: Wow, what kind of retard advertises in the middle of a deserted cave?

Tentomon: Izzy, advertising is everywhere these days.  

[-Spectral MC---13th Grave]

Izzy: Im really thirsty... this place is deserted
Sign: Get your fresh numemon drink!!!
Tentomon: Yay!!! Lets drink  

[PHX_Roger_ILKN]

Izzy: What does this sign say tentomon?

Tentomon: I don't know it is written in some ancient digital world language.

Sign: WARNING! MINEMON FIELD!!!  

[-Philosophys King-]

Sign: Hot babes: Turn right, Imminent doom: Turn left
Izzy: My analysis concludes that we should go left.
Tentomon: My analysis concludes that you are a dumba**!  

[ListenFeelEnjoy]

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Song of the Day:

-----Apparently I'm not good at these...sigh...i'll try again anyways...


Izzy: We've been walking for hours. Hey look, a broken sign!

Sign: Warning, Don't read this sign!

Tentomon: Well that was a waste of time...

Sunrise - William Hawk

 

[dragwarrior]

Izzy: *starts singing* I know you love me!
Tentomon: *sings along* I know you care!
Sign: shut up  

[excaliburace]

 

[Tyson1600]

Sign: Free new laptop

Izzy: WHERE?

Tentomon: Calm down it's only spam.