Do you have a hickey?

[SweetScentOfSweat]

Me: "Uhm. no.
I burned myself with a straightener."
Person 1: "No you didn't."
Person 2+3: " OMFG SHE HAS A HICKEY!"
gonk

Me: "I swear it's the straightener's fault."
Them: "Okay."

Five minutes later...
Them [whispering] "She could at least made up a better excuse."

Bahhh.
I hate when people don't believe I'm telling the truth.
Don't you?
:./

 

[~RAZI3L~]

Hickey Schmickey.. So what... but you forgot your poll. XD  

[wo_nyrmo]

hickeys are very eww

and if people are going to give them to one another they should learn to do it in a place that is hidden by normal clothing so no one has to see it  

[HungryManNY]

lol happens  

[Den Dristige Djevelen]

~*~

Now is the time when you say, "Actually, yeah, it is a hickey. Your mom just really loved giving them last night. Want to see the others?"

~*~

 

[scrub]

I definitely would have said something along those lines xd