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This is here purely for my benefit. I'm not expecting anyone to read it or respond to what I say. Feel free to post if you like- replies to me, questions to me, letters of your own. It's all good.
Dear whole house ceiling fan in the hallway;
I love you. You may be an inanimate object intended to pull air through the house, but at night, you do so much more. You make enough noise that I can sit here, in the spare room, blasting music louder than normal- without waking up my mother at the other end of the hall. Because you happen to be placed between us, she doesn't hear a thing I do over your deafening roar.
Also, you make the upstairs not super hot :]
-Day
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Dear Brother;
Didn't even come visit for mothers day? Thats cold.
-Day
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Dear Sister;
You signed that custody agreement?
Congrats, you've screwed yourself. Good luck getting any time with your son. Don't you learn from any of your mistakes? Obviously not.
-Day
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