May Week 4 Caption Contest

[Grandwing]

Rules are simple, post here a FUNNY caption regarding the scene above.
~post a caption on what Marcus, Mystery Girl(can be any person) and Agumon are saying

Anyone can enter.
Remember, this is a caption contest and not a story telling contest so avoid placing long descriptions and stuff.

2 tamers with the funniest captions after a week will win a Tamer Island Gift Pack which consists of:
- 10,000 gold
- 1 rare digivolution item
- 2 rare cards

Keep captions PG-13 XD  

[Grandwing]

SAMPLE

Zookeeper: Animals aren't allowed to talk at night.
Marcus: ROFL
Agumon: I believe she was talking to you... >,>  

[-Spectral MC---13th Grave]

Zookeeper: Hey Handsome... Wanna go out?
Marcus: Ok, agumon, stay here while I date with her
Agumon: Do you really have to stuck me with these dogs?
Marcus: Ofcourse... nobody will notice that you're a digimon  

[Cephalon Kish]

yoshi: MARCUS! im going to kill you!
agumon: i told you to stay out of her room
marcus: shuddup your the one in the cage!
agumon: idiot your in the cage
marcus: oh crap
Yoshi has evil look on her face while cracking her knuckles.  

[Henwyfatale]

Marcus' Date: You ready to go? ;D
Marcus: Yeah, let me make sure Agumon here stays put.
Agumon: WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME! D;  

[Elric Cosplay]

Marcus: You want more stuff? I dunno, you still need to pay off the last amount...

Yoshi: If you want more, then you'll need to pay up front! >:3

Agumon: But I need my hit! D:  

[-Philosophys King-]

Marcus:... and that's where babies come from.
Agumon: Oh, I didn't know people buy them off of eBay, then customize them with power tools!
Yoshi: Marcus! That's not how babies are made. The real way is... *five minutes later*
Agumon: *scarred for life* I preferred the eBay story.  

[Mephis Inferni]

Agumon: Boss, help! That mean lady locked me up!
Marcus: Well Agumon, maybe that will teach you to stop rifling through her drawers.
Yoshi: Can you believe I caught him with a pair of my panties on his head!? That little pervert!  

[dragwarrior]

yoshi: looks like wer gonna have a great dinner! twisted
marcus: ya, it looks like this ones real meaty! twisted
agumon: but... but... i have leather belts on my hands... im special crying  

[ListenFeelEnjoy]

Marcus: Hey, look at this booger I just picked out of my nose!
Agumon: Wow, that's a big one boss!
Yoshi: That's disgusting Marcus...maybe I should throw you in there with Agumon...  

[Zero_Hime]

Yoshi: Get back into your cage!
Marcus: I did, I got bored and Agumon went in.
Agumon: He told me there was bread in it. crying  

[OwlFever]

Yoshi: why is agumon in there
Marcus: hi is bait for the evil digimon here
Agumon: wait what, you said i was the awesome masked rider ryuki

 

[Mephis Inferni]

((Nice Kamen Rider reference.))  

[-InsertEgoHere- Liger]

Agumon: ANIKI!!! why do I have to be in the cage?! gonk
Masaru: Because that's were you have to stay so that you stay out of trouble wink
Yoshino: If that's the case... you should be in there with him stare  

[Sun Hou Yi]

agumon-why am i in the cage
marcus-cause your our maid
maid-i need a clean up my nail polish spilled
agumon-you did that on purpose
maid-maybe whee
agumon-i dont get paid enough for this,what why is there two maids scream