Twilight Fans and Haters Argue Here!!!!

[Cooki3-MonstoR]

This is a place where everyone can just troll around. Happy Trolling Bitches!!!!!  

[Rin128563]

Wooo biggrin

I like the books in a sense: I don't like the fact the vampires sparkle.... stare

Hate he movies with a passion  

[Niko Narshe]

Vampire Drama.....whooo stare  

[iRetaliate]

I try to be open-minded about literature, but I could only get a few pages into the book before I had to put it down...

Stephanie Meyer writes at just about a third grade level...  

[Jellymancer]

The books were really good but the movies are super bad, I hate them with great passion and hate.  

[TriEdge371]

I was amazed when I found out Stephanie Meyer wrote the Twilight Series. I only use the movie and books for this thing called accelerated reading quizzes  

[darkstormseeker1]

agreed, and my friends that like twilight told me of the story and i felt sick, literally i threatened to burn all their books since they knew of my habit of being a pyro.

stalking a girl who is taken by a gay sparkling vampire who watched her sleep and then she jumps off a cliff in desperation because she is desperate for a BF she'd kill herself stare

THEN the were-wolf faker falls in love with the girls baby (which if i'm for sure from what my firend told me (since she tried to get me to like it..) she was about around 18-20 when she had the baby... whooo joy having a baby at such a young age and getting banged by a vampire who so far as looked at a girl sleeping) which is about 100 years YOUNGER and then the baby kills its mother stare and now that i've got that off my chest I shall feel better when I have to hear another twitard talk about twilight without going into violence to shut them up.  

[Rin128563]

darkstormseeker1

agreed, and my friends that like twilight told me of the story and i felt sick, literally i threatened to burn all their books since they knew of my habit of being a pyro.

stalking a girl who is taken by a gay sparkling vampire who watched her sleep and then she jumps off a cliff in desperation because she is desperate for a BF she'd kill herself stare

THEN the were-wolf faker falls in love with the girls baby (which if i'm for sure from what my firend told me (since she tried to get me to like it..) she was about around 18-20 when she had the baby... whooo joy having a baby at such a young age and getting banged by a vampire who so far as looked at a girl sleeping) which is about 100 years YOUNGER and then the baby kills its mother stare and now that i've got that off my chest I shall feel better when I have to hear another twitard talk about twilight without going into violence to shut them up.

xd rofl  

[inutori]

This thread is almost complete, it's just lacking the crazy fans o.o

EDIT: I found one :3 enjoy~  

[Niko Narshe]

The movie itself is what got me irritated.You have the fans screaming their heart out for a man they'll never meet in their lives.SHUT UP YOU STUPID FANS!I heard you the first time when you screamed and my ears bleed to death.Wow oh my god he falls in love with a freakin human surprise,surprise now it's not that big of a drama to yell all over.He tried to commit suicide cause he couldn't be with her...wow dude must have issues...
I would shove Edward in the light myself to end it all.  

[sleepypuppy3]

"Be who you are and say what you feel,

Ahhh, Accelerated Readers, I remember doing that when I was in elementary school *nostalgic*.

I didn't really have too much of a problem with Twilight before the movie came out. However, once the movie came out, there was so much arguments and analysis over the book and movie that I started actually disliking the book and the movie. The book's alright for a light reading, but it's quite shallow if you're looking for more in depth stuff. The entire plot basically consist of Bella chasing after Edward, Jacob chasing after Bella, and Edward going "I love her! No, I must not! But I can't control my passion! But I'll hurt her!" blahblahblah. Indecisive much?

because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
-Dr. Seuss

 

[darkstormseeker1]

Hollow Redemption

The movie itself is what got me irritated.You have the fans screaming their heart out for a man they'll never meet in their lives.SHUT UP YOU STUPID FANS!I heard you the first time when you screamed and my ears bleed to death.Wow oh my god he falls in love with a freakin human surprise,surprise now it's not that big of a drama to yell all over.He tried to commit suicide cause he couldn't be with her...wow dude must have issues...
I would shove Edward in the light myself to end it all.

but remember in the 'retarded world of Stephanie Meyer' books they live in the light and glow in the light..

but their brains are still as dull as rust  

[Niko Narshe]

darkstormseeker1

Hollow Redemption

The movie itself is what got me irritated.You have the fans screaming their heart out for a man they'll never meet in their lives.SHUT UP YOU STUPID FANS!I heard you the first time when you screamed and my ears bleed to death.Wow oh my god he falls in love with a freakin human surprise,surprise now it's not that big of a drama to yell all over.He tried to commit suicide cause he couldn't be with her...wow dude must have issues...
I would shove Edward in the light myself to end it all.

but remember in the 'retarded world of Stephanie Meyer' books they live in the light and glow in the light..

but their brains are still as dull as rust

She made vampires look cute.....  

[darkstormseeker1]

Hollow Redemption

darkstormseeker1

Hollow Redemption

The movie itself is what got me irritated.You have the fans screaming their heart out for a man they'll never meet in their lives.SHUT UP YOU STUPID FANS!I heard you the first time when you screamed and my ears bleed to death.Wow oh my god he falls in love with a freakin human surprise,surprise now it's not that big of a drama to yell all over.He tried to commit suicide cause he couldn't be with her...wow dude must have issues...
I would shove Edward in the light myself to end it all.

but remember in the 'retarded world of Stephanie Meyer' books they live in the light and glow in the light..

but their brains are still as dull as rust

She made vampires look cute.....

if by looking at girls when they are sleeping cute you can tell me later, i go by thier actions and words, not by thier looks

I liked it when they made vampires scary, they were supposed to be one of horrors scariest monsters..until the retard i won't go by name ruined it.

and the fact she also destroyed good literature and made vampires seem like your friendly everyday stalkers.. (and also destroyed generations of folk-lore so she could write her sick demented dream out for crazed desperate for BF girls to be brainwashed.)  

[Niko Narshe]

Now im surprised we haven't gotten some crazed fan yet speaking out for Twilight