I'm back and I have...

[Herr Sinne]

I'm back from where I was.

I also have a giant bruise on my butt.
I don't want to talk about it.

I spent a lot shorter of a time because I didn't sleep much so we got a lot of it done.

Plus, I'm awesome. Not really. I should stop tooting my horn.

I also learned my cousin is an indie hipster so I need to set him straight.  

[Maze]

Hah.

I fell down the stairs.

I don't have any obvious discolourations anywhere near my butt regardless of the ache and soreness that is involved in bruising one's fugnucking tailbone, but I did scrape my arm pretty neatly, so, hey.

Highfive?  

[Amazing Afro Girl]

I hope this giant bruise is from something funny and epic and not something not worth explaining. razz  

[iTootsie]

You're going to just tease us with your butt bruise?

I have a feeling ALL butt-bruising stories are pretty epic.

And worth sharing with millions of strangers.

biggrin

But good for your cousin.

Was in an intervention, or was one enough?

 

[Yaoinaut]

Oh come on! Teasing us with bruise story possibilities is just cruel. No one mentions something like that without wanting it pried out of them.  

[Den Dristige Djevelen]

~*~

Sorry about your butt. But you liked it at the time.

~*~

 

[Szen]

So you're back from where you were, but are you yet where you are going?  

[Herr Sinne]

@Dris: I didn't think you'd be that rough. Szen never was.

@Szen: I'm never where I want to be.