Friday, I went to my friend's birthday party which doubled as one of those sex toy "romance" parties. It turned into more of a middle aged women party since most of the people who didn't cancel were her mom's friends. I saw one of their boobs and have now heard about their favorite sexual position. I was also the only virgin there. Thinking back, I was lucky that I wasn't virgin sacrificed to the sex toy gods on an altar constructed out of dildos. O:
To get everyone in the mood of such innocent games as passing a double sided d***o to each other between ones legs, I made cookies.
Specifically, p***s cookies. Which actually made people a little too happy. Someone put two in their mouth at once.
OBVIOUSLY ONLY CLICK IF YOU WANT TO SEE COOKIES IN THE SHAPE OF PENISES.
THEY CAME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES BECAUSE I'M NOT GOOD AT COOKIE CUTTING THINGS.
THEY ALSO CAME IN OATMEAL. VERY CRUMBLY, WEIRD LOOKING OATMEAL
However, best of alll things, they were Cookie Monster approved!
Now I just need to find more ways to use this p***s cookie cutter so it doesn't go to waste. o.o;
ALSO. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT LIKE EVERY VIBRATOR HAS AN FREAKING ANIMAL ON IT? The only one that didn't was this giant one called the Hercules that scared me. ;o;
This week, I alsooo made a Dino Hat and shirt.
![User Image](https://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b377/PainfullyVivid/dinohatfront.jpg)
Side
I'm honestly not sure if I like it. -shrugs-
And baby's first shirt. AWWWW.
![User Image](https://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b377/PainfullyVivid/shiiirt.jpg)
The sleeves and collar were a b***h. @___@ But despite some areas where the stitches are messy, I'm happy with it.
One day, I'm going to come up with a topic that is interesting and compelling that is not about crafts at all.
I'll just keep lying to myself.
HAI EVERYONE. TELL ME MY COOKIES ARE BEAUTIFUL.