'Tis not a lie that I tell.
I used to be a decent Mormon.
I went camping with two chicks and 7 idiot boys.
(My mom thinks it was an all-girls trip, naturally.)
Being single, unkissed and unconfident for 17 years has turned into pulling myself into negative lights- which I think are positive- which leads to no fun- which at the time seems fun- which then leads to embarrassment and feeling stupid- which leads to shame, regret and disappointment in myself.
Case-in-point- (is that how it's said?)
I allowed my "friends" to drag me into a strip-trivia game. While I was luckily layered that day (enclosed in 80's PJ getup), I eventually got down to my undergarments ( whee & stressed & sweatdrop ) just before the game ended.
Do not shake your head at me YET-
I remained covered in my blankey the whole time.
Yes, when I failed to answer Anna's question, "How did I get my second conussion?"
I chose to go into the tent and change into a really cute, pink lace push-up bra.
I allowed my breasts to show at their fullest.
Because, GODDAMMIT, I have been on the rebound since birth.
Let me have some sluttiness!
![User Image](https://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/WildFashionQueen/Camping-1.jpg)
Yep. Bottom right. ... It was a long day.
I used to be a decent Mormon.
I went camping with two chicks and 7 idiot boys.
(My mom thinks it was an all-girls trip, naturally.)
Being single, unkissed and unconfident for 17 years has turned into pulling myself into negative lights- which I think are positive- which leads to no fun- which at the time seems fun- which then leads to embarrassment and feeling stupid- which leads to shame, regret and disappointment in myself.
Case-in-point- (is that how it's said?)
I allowed my "friends" to drag me into a strip-trivia game. While I was luckily layered that day (enclosed in 80's PJ getup), I eventually got down to my undergarments ( whee & stressed & sweatdrop ) just before the game ended.
Do not shake your head at me YET-
I remained covered in my blankey the whole time.
Yes, when I failed to answer Anna's question, "How did I get my second conussion?"
I chose to go into the tent and change into a really cute, pink lace push-up bra.
I allowed my breasts to show at their fullest.
Because, GODDAMMIT, I have been on the rebound since birth.
Let me have some sluttiness!
![User Image](https://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/WildFashionQueen/Camping-1.jpg)
Yep. Bottom right. ... It was a long day.