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[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

Ok this is going to be a fun random page where one person asks a question and the person after them gives an answer. It can be a legitamate answer or a totally made up one. Just make it sound scientific or smart if it is made up and be mature and follow the rules for the guild.

Heres an example

User: What planet rotates counter clockwise?

another user: Pluto because it isn't a planet its a dwarf planet and everyone knows that dwarf planets rotate counter clockwise. (this is a totally false statement but you get what I mean.) My question is can pigs fly?

If people ask a yes or no question try to make it a full sentence reply not just No. Say No because they are too fat and full of juicy bacon and we eat their wings every friday.

So heres the first question for whoever wants to answer.

Where do cellphones come from?  

[korn chaser]

Mother Celly? The Mary of all cell phones...  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

you're supposed to ask a question once you answer LMAO

Ok, Who invented peanutbutter?  

[lightangel33]

Marcellus Edson

i did a paper about him xD lmao


why do cats hate water?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

Because the mother of all cats Baast the goddess fell into the river once and was nearly eaten by a crocodile. Ever since cats assume water means crocodiles.

Why do people pick their noses?  

[lightangel33]

people pick their noses because deep down inside them,they belive gold mines really do exist in their nose and they want to prove it to the world!


why do people on the internet chat to each other?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

People use the internet to chat to eachother because they are too lazy to get off their couch, some are even to lazy to speak to someone across the room so they use chat.

How did the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz get wings?  

[lightangel33]

The monkeys in the wizard of oz got their wings because since the wicked witch couldn't drink water because it'd kill her, she drank toxins instead and one day her supply of toxins and poison's was disturbed by some monkeys and got on them, thus making them grow wings and the ability to speak and they over powered the weaker monkeys and killed them then they made out and had babies, making more monkeys with wings appear.



why do bunnys have to be cute?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

Bunnies are cute because if they weren't we would eat them. Look at chickens.

Why cant penguins fly?  

[lightangel33]

penguins can't fly because their food source is in water. flying abilities wouldn't do them much good when they have to swim, thus they have wicked a** swimming abilities


why do people get wedgies?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

People get wedgies because Puck the prankster fairy runs around giving them wedgies... Hes such a joker.

Where do bats go during the day?  

[lightangel33]

bats hang upside down and slumber (or have sex) during the day


why do people have to be so different?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

because if they weren't different they would all be the same person and that wouldn't be any fun.

Where do crocodiles go to have a good time?  

[lightangel33]

the watering hole... there they have an all you can eat buffet (if they can catch it), pretty lady crocs, and water they can 'hide' under ;D


why does watermelon have to be soo tastey?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

because watermellons are pink and green everyone knows thing that are pink and green are tastey.

Why do birds poop on peoples cars?