Bleach jokes

[Andsonz v2]

 

[Colonel Gabrielle]

I know one but that's not english gonk
in our language "autograph" is "autogram"
so it's like this:
"hey, what's a hollow's 'autogram?'"
"???"
"hologram"


AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

 

[Niko Narshe]

(Forgot where i read this)

Ichigo:"So your a hollow that reflects my will or something like that right?"

Hollow Ichigo:"I will not answer your stupid questions king but i reflect something about your desires."

Ichigo:"Holy crap im gay!I knew it i just knew it all along!"

Hollow Ichigo:Mutters under his breath"Oh now i see why that stupid girl likes you...idiot"

(The joke is about Ichigo and Inoue's stupiddity)

 

[leslie knope 2020]

Okay, this is my joke, MY JOKE! That I made up myself, so please don't copy it....

Aizen's Life Cycle

Good guy captain -> Dead captain -> Alive and evil -> Murderer -> SSMW (Soul society most wanted) -> King of Arrancars -> SSMW&WM (Soul Society Most wanted and Wanted murderer) -> Supreme Power Machine -> Dying another fuking time -> Butterfly.......WTF????????  

[Colonel Gabrielle]

Hollow Redemption

(Forgot where i read this)

Ichigo:"So your a hollow that reflects my will or something like that right?"

Hollow Ichigo:"I will not answer your stupid questions king but i reflect something about your desires."

Ichigo:"Holy crap im gay!I knew it i just knew it all along!"

Hollow Ichigo:Mutters under his breath"Oh now i see why that stupid girl likes you...idiot"

(The joke is about Ichigo and Inoue's stupiddity)

OHOHOHO BEST!
if this is a fanfiction, I BEG YOU ON MY KNEES TO SEND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please? :3 *puppy eyes*  

[Niko Narshe]

Colonel Gabrielle i don't remember...ehhh but i know other one.(This was the omake to the first one)

Hollow Ichigo:"Ichigo why can't i take over your body and rule everyone!"

Ichigo:"Cause i don't need a nagging b***h trying to kill me!"

Hollow Ichigo:"Well Rukia is a dedicated soul reaper..."

Ichigo:Takes a hard stare at his hollow"She was the person i had in mind..."

 

[Colonel Gabrielle]

Hollow Redemption

Colonel Gabrielle i don't remember...ehhh but i know other one.(This was the omake to the first one)

Hollow Ichigo:"Ichigo why can't i take over your body and rule everyone!"

Ichigo:"Cause i don't need a nagging b***h trying to kill me!"

Hollow Ichigo:"Well Rukia is a dedicated soul reaper..."

Ichigo:Takes a hard stare at his hollow"She was the person i had in mind..."

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA i love these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moar pls if you have! 4laugh
*hands over cookie or whatever you like whee *  

[Aikise]

(I forgot where i heard this one)

Ichigo and Cloud are alot alike they both fight for their friends they both have awesome swords and hair that defies gravity

(Idk if you think its funny but oh well)  

[Niko Narshe]

Zangetsu:"Ichigo you have to learn to control your hollow side."

Ichigo:"How do i do that?"

Zangetsu:"Spend some time with him im sure he just wants your attention."

Ichigo:"He'll kill me..."

Zangetsu:"Not unless you have anything to hide.Im sure at your age your going though some changes."

Ichigo:Thinks about what he said and soon realizes what it really meant."What the hell!I don't go that way!"

 

[AwkwardRaisin]

Hollow Redemption

Zangetsu:"Ichigo you have to learn to control your hollow side."

Ichigo:"How do i do that?"

Zangetsu:"Spend some time with him im sure he just wants your attention."

Ichigo:"He'll kill me..."

Zangetsu:"Not unless you have anything to hide.Im sure at your age your going though some changes."

Ichigo:Thinks about what he said and soon realizes what it really meant."What the hell!I don't go that way!"

PFFFT! LOL THE ONES YOU POSTED ARE THE BEST!  

[AwkwardRaisin]

I'm sorry. Hitsugaya is too short to appear in this post.  

[leslie knope 2020]

Monochrome Midnight

I'm sorry. Hitsugaya is too short to appear in this post.

Isn't that from a stamp on deviantart?  

[Niko Narshe]

( i made this one up hope you'll like it)

Kon:"I don't get it why is it that i can't get a single girl..."

Ichigo:"Could it be you try to do the most perverted things to them."

Kon"Shut up ichigo!If i had your body i would be able to get any girl i wanted to.Even Orihime~"

Ichigo:"Im not sure you would want to be me."

Kon:"And why not!"

Ichigo:"Cause the Hollow me would take you into the darkest abyss and suffocate you till he got control over you and my body.Though im sure he would want my screams so i guess he would kill you slowly enjoying every moment..."

Kon spoke to never ask Ichigo a question like that ever again....

 

[Colonel Gabrielle]

Hollow Redemption

( i made this one up hope you'll like it)

Kon:"I don't get it why is it that i can't get a single girl..."

Ichigo:"Could it be you try to do the most perverted things to them."

Kon"Shut up ichigo!If i had your body i would be able to get any girl i wanted to.Even Orihime~"

Ichigo:"Im not sure you would want to be me."

Kon:"And why not!"

Ichigo:"Cause the Hollow me would take you into the darkest abyss and suffocate you till he got control over you and my body.Though im sure he would want my screams so i guess he would kill you slowly enjoying every moment..."

Kon spoke to never ask Ichigo a question like that ever again....

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD GOD
where is the subscribe button at times like these!
don't you have a blog going on or something?!?!?!
PLEEEEEEEEEEASE MOOOOOOOOOOOOAR <3  

[Niko Narshe]

(A blog?Oh no.I simple come up with the strangest things,like this for example.)


Szayel:"I finally did it!

Nnoitra:"Should i even ask...."

Szayel:"Why of course cause now i will become even more perfect!"

Nnoitra:"And what is this thing you finally did..."

Szayel:"I have finally devolved...Makeup!"

Nnoitra:"And they say pink hair didn't get gayer then that..."