I'm a grunny bunny small and green.
Don't touch my tail or I'll be mean.
When you're having fun, I'll come and play,
Or I will beat you through the day.
I'm a little stinker, that is true
Because I stole your wallet from you.
When you have a baby, I'll be there,
So I can teach 'em to pull your hair.

NOTE: This is to the theme "I'm a little teapot".

Also, a friend inspired me to write this.