Whats Your Embarassing Moment With a Guy?

[The Immortal Squid]

We've all had them.
Some encounter with a guy that did not go as planned, or went horribly wrong.
I'd like to hear from you fellow females! What is an embarassing moment you've had involving a guy?
You can post more than one if you like.

 

[Obliviosity]

I'd have to say one of my top most embarrassing just happened today.
Guy admitted he has a crush on me when I don't like him that way at all, and I have a boyfriend whom I've been brainstorming on how to tell my family/friends about.
I felt super embarrassed, and really bad about it, too.
v.v

 

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

The guy I had the biggest crush on said I smelled like cookies when I hadn't had any at all...It was awkward from then on...  

[The Immortal Squid]

I had a huge crush on a senior way back when I was a sophmore in highschool. He was everything I found attractive in a guy. We had spanish class together, and the seating chart had changed three times, and each time, the random chart had us sitting right next to eachother. I took this as a sign and decided to talk to him.
I said "Hi whats your name?" and he looked at me and mumbled "Muhammad..." and me, in my totall awkwardness said "Wow that is such a cool name!"
He looked at me for two seconds with a look of "Did you seriously just say that"?
I didnt even give him my name and I speed walked out of the class. (Class was over by the way )
In retrospect, it probably wasn't THAT embarassing. Just at that moment I felt so embarassed at saying something lame, and having my crush give me a weird look.

Thankfully he didnt find me so weird, and he ended up going out with me a couple months later smile  

[The Immortal Squid]

I suppose I will post another.
This litterally just happened.

I am friends with a 15 year old Brittish guy (who live in England). We play xbox live together and occasionally chat on IM. I am 19 years old, and occasionally think of him as my little brother because he seems so young to me. Well today he has decided he's in love with me, and wants to internet date me.

I thought he was kidding. I had to turn him down, and he thinks I'm just ignoring my "true feelings". Very embarasing/awkward  

[Intoxikace]

My boyfriend started tickling me so I told him to stop or else I would fart.
So he kept tickling me and I ended up farting.. I was like "I WARNED YOU ;---;" and he was like "haha, girls do fart!"

It was cute and embarrassing. whee  

[flauterfli]

omg Intox..
I'd drank loots of water after our bike ride...then my bf starts tickling me like crazy! I told him to knock it off or I'd lose my bladder..
he just laughed and said I could hold it and..um. Turns out I really couldn't hold it. .-. (he felt really bad about that..:'D )

Uhh. I embarrass my boyfriend a lot..I can't think of specific stuff but I'm superr loud and don't think before I speak sooo yeah lol.

OH WAIT.
I was at the mall(in another city thankfully lol) with him and our friend Lacey.
I walked into a store with realllyyyy cute tops and they stared at me all wide-eyed like and walked into another shop.
Shrugging, I look around a bit.
An amused clerk asks me: so when are you due, ma'am? You hardly look a week pregnant..
I was like: um what?
And then I noticed the maternity tags on the tops and bolted out of there.
Then I come up to Brian and I'm like: GET ME PREGNANT RIGHT NOW MISTER.
Everyone was all: uhhhhhh. O___O
Then I reason; "the maternity tops are sooo cute!! but waaay too big!"
Lacey goes: I don't think that's a good reason to get pregnant in high school dear..
My bf was bright red through the entire ordeal..I feel sorry for the guy...  

[Sophisticated Simplicity]

It doesn't involve my guy friends or boyfriend, just a completely embarrassing, "oh my god I can't believe that happened" moment with a stranger who is a guy.

I live on the 8th floor.
I forgot that the building scheduled to have the outside windows cleaned that day, so I didn't close the window or the curtains, and when I woke up, I saw a guy hanging outside of my bedroom window, looking in.
What made it particularly embarrassing's that I sleep nude.  

[In Living Colour]

i have two.....

the first one is with the guy i liked.
so we were in class and my teacher had put up all of these history assignments (political cartoons). so the guy i like was really really bad a drawing and he's looking at the pictures and says "where's mine?". the teacher had only put up like 25 from the entire grade. so stupidly i was like "maybe she kept the best ones". right then i realized that i had pretty much told him i liked him, cause he is pretty smart and everyone knows he can't draw. luckily, his friend was there and said " well if its anything like the hat art he drew then it isn't one of the best." then we all started laughing.
the hat looked like Micheal jackson with a beaver on his head holding a sign. lol

the other one was with this british guy who was on a cruise that i was on. i didn't know this guy and he was a couple years older than me but really really cute.
so him and his friend are playing ping pong at the table behind where my brother and i are playing ping pong. so my brother likes to hit it really hard and far, even though he is giving me the points. so he hits it and it hits the guys friend right in the a**. the guy's friend looked real pissed after that.  

[viper_353]

Lol, kay. So my really really awkward friend from my friend's homeroom listens into all of our conversations, and we occasionally tell him stuff--but we try to avoid telling him about guys too much! But there was this one guy, Michael who liked me. And we're friends, but he had been creepily walking with me to all of my classes, waiting for me at doors....(and I had/have no feelings for him!).
SOO....My awkward friend (Jaimey) last year would always stop by my locker after school and we'd chat and he'd walk with me till I left the school, but on this one day Michael decided to come with us. (Like I said, creepy. And he and Jaimey don't know eachother at all) And so Michael's talking, and all of the sudden Jaimye goes "so, tell me more about your stalker friend who likes you that you were talking about in homeroom." And so I'm just like "shush Jaimey," and so he goes on....and by this point Michael's looking interestedly over at us. So Jaime says "I think you said his name was...Mike? Mikey? Michael??" And so Michael's like "what? What is this you're talking about??" All the while I'm turning so red, hitting Jaimey in the arm, and in the end I just started yelled at them that I had to go and turned around the other way or something!
Haha, but Jaimey apparently had no Idea who Michael was....It was the worst experience I've ever had with a guy! Sooo awkward!!!!  

[Goth-Black-Roses]

ok so heres one, this was from way back in 4th grade and now im a sophmore.
we used to move seats alot in class and when i was moved next to this fairly new guy i thought was very cute i thought it would just be fun to sit next to him. we used to write notes under the desk all the time during class, we were great friends for a while. I was stupid and wanted to ask him out so i wrote a note saying "will you go out with me" on it. he gave me a look like what the hell. so i panicked and said i found it in the desk. After that we didnt talk much and i was super happy when the desks were moved again.

Another one was just last year, My boyfriend at the time and i had been dating for a while but he never tried to kiss me. then suddenly one night when we were cuddling on my friends stairs when us and a frew friends were hanging out he asking if he could kiss me. i thought it was an odd question, i mean why ask, just do it. i said yes but our friends kept walking over and he was to shy to do it in front of them. so needless to say it didnt happen. but while we were walking home and about to split up he pulled he close kissed me quick and quickly walked away. I was suprised and confused at that since not only was itt our first kiss together but his first kiss period. I walked home wondering why he just walked off.  

[Ichigo_Shindou]

One time, I invited a friend to go out with me. When I asked him about if he had any girlfriends, he started to talk about basketball, because he thought I was hitting on him xD I felt like I should had my mouth shut.  

[PumpkinSpark]

mine just happened yesterday when I was out with two of my friends just walking down the sidewalk heading nowhere...
suddenly this really cute guy with this super cool motorcycle came up and said hi to me and I was so startled I couldn't say anything so one of my friends came up and said 'hey' for me and then he just smiled and left...
weird...
*sigh*  

[Hersheydudette]

So this guy I sorta like and me went upstairs to get his laundry, and we stopped to talk to two people before going back downstairs. I was holding the detergent and he was holding the basket, and we were just talking to the other two when all of a sudden he goes, "Uhh... how did that happen?" I looked at him and he was looking at the floor, and there was a pair of his underwear on the floor by the basket. It wouldn't have been so bad if they were boxers, but they were briefs. redface The worst part is that the other two and I probably wouldn't have noticed if he hadn't said anything. Suuuuuuuuper awkward.