I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

[NerdLawnch]

Starting by taking over this area.

First official order of business is...

PARRRRTAY TIME! *Throws cheese confetti*  

[Jedi Master Acey]

*marches right on in* I HAS THE NOG! *slams it down forcefully on the table that simultaneously appeared in this thread three seconds ago*  

[NerdLawnch]

NOG IS FOR CHUGGING! *Grabs a teacup, fills with nog and slowly sips upon it, elegantly holding pinky finger in the air*  

[Jedi Master Acey]

*mantastically also drinks nog fancily from a teacup* B| ...  

[Jedi Master Acey]

HEY
...there is cheese confetti in my nog. *srsfaec*  

[NerdLawnch]

Cheese nog.. mmmm..  

[Jedi Master Acey]

Mmmquite.
*loud slurping noises*
so my good chafed chap, shall we give the next guildie to join our party a rough time and spike their nog?  

[Kittenflavored]

*leaves a glass of spiked nog out on a table and hides*  

[Wolf McNugget]

*picks up glass of nog...*  

[Kittenflavored]

*stifled giggles from behind the guild's holiday thread couch*  

[Kittenflavored]

scream *takes out a sniper rifle and shoots a hole right through Loyal's glass of nog* 8D

*runs off giggling*