CAUTION:
COARSE LANGUAGE



You've Got Mail Enhancement


If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
If you engage in spam, there's something you should know
That I will hunt you down
And I'll destroy you!
Burn in hell!

I get online, then notice I have email
I click my inbox, and see, ah what the ******** emails, all coming from the same guy
I don't know why he's concerned about my p***s size
And what is this? I won a brand new XBOX?
I click the link, and I get 50 pop-ups!
Try to close 'em, my PC takes a s**t on me
There is no rubber for electronic STD's

For every spam I get
I'm gonna make you eat your own s**t!
For every spam I get
I'm gonna choke you with your own d**k!

Thank you for ruining the internet... ******** face
Thank you for ruining the internet... donkey balls
Thank you for ruining the internet... cooter cream
Thank you for ruining the internet... d**k!

I get rebooted, and get back to my email
I got some forwards, a lame joke from mom
Keep on searching for anything legitimate
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it
And what is this? Shania Twain all nekkid!!
I click the link and I get dicks on the screen!
Endless dickage, colossal disappointment
I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment

For every spam I get
I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick
For every spam I receive
You're gonna get to gargle your pee
For every spam I get later
I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grater
For every spam you send me
I'm gonna do... something... like... really not good...

Thank you for ruining the internet... s**t lick
Thank you for ruining the internet... p***s steak
Thank you for ruining the internet... a**l butter
Thank you for ruining the internet... c**t!

The internet is a wonderful place.
The ability to retrieve information on any subject
Or communicate with anyone around the world
is a significant step towards world peace
and the evolution of the human race.

Then you got these assholes who are like,
"I'm gonna s**t all over this precious gift to mankind!
Oh yea! The answers are out there, but you're gonna
have to dig through a pile of colossal s**t to get at 'em!"

Thank you for ruining the internet!
Thank you for ruining the internet!
Thank you for ruining the internet!
Thank you for ruining the internet!