My Top 10 Random Questions *Top Answers*

[Miss DaMeanor]

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
*Because if Barbie just spends all of her time talking to herself, she'll be labeled a schizophrenic.

~Lady March Hare

2. Can a blind person feel blue?
~What do you mean by that? Do you mean, "Can they feel upset?" or "Can they feel the color blue?" Yes they can feel upset, and no, they cannot feel colors.

~InuKiky

3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
*He hires a person to do it for him.

~The Insane Toaster

4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
*Fireworks! Weeeeee! e ,e /

~oOVintage CupcakeOo

5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
*It wouldn't; there would be a popping noise and then the chameleon would disappear. >_>

~Lady March Hare

6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
*It's called a cat fight. Duhhh.

~The Insane Toaster

7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
*Almost everyday! It's worst trying to pry them apart when you are wearing a wool sweater yourself.

~oOVintage CupcakeOo

8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
*Because it "fixes" their so called "problem".

~ll-Frantic-ll

9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
*To show how big their package is

~DOMOs Kender child

10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
*It's now a dinosaur.

~The Insane Toaster

;D

 

[Skarry Neon Puppeteer]

1. Because she's a rich slut who isnt actually popular. ;D

2. IGGY CAN! =DDD Iggy can feels all colors~

3. He doesnt. wink

4. Very stiff Electric Eels happen.

5. Its becomes a mirror as well. ;D

6. Nope~ Its called a Feline Pile

7. Of course. Thats why they stay away from each other. Duh!

8. Because they fixed the pregnancy of your dog problem.

9. Their underwear dont get dirty.

10. Depends on the turtle. Its is a Tortoise, its homeless. If its a turtle in water, its both. ;D

(I made all of these up. Dont judge meh~!)  

[etched in dreams]

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
'Cause she's not popular? x3

2. Can a blind person feel blue?
I don't know, go ask a blind person. xD

3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
...o.o. Why would you want to know that.

4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
It becomes a watersaber.

5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Rainbow~ o: (don't ask. xD)

6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
No, it's called RAPE. xD

7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
I don't think so.

8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Don't ask me. I'M NOT A VETRINARIAN. D:

9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
'Cause they're cool like that.

10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
It's gross, hows that. Turtle's without shells are like bananas without peels. (lol.)

 

[Lady March Hare]

Haha, fun. XD

1) Because if Barbie just spends all of her time talking to herself, she'll be labeled a schizophrenic.

2) Yes! And green and purple, and a whole spectrum of things that people who can see can't. XD

3) Very, very carefully... >__>

4) Some sort of super epic explosion, all narrated with peppy orchestra music.

5) It wouldn't; there would be a popping noise and then the chameleon would disappear. >_>

6) No. That would insult the cat empire and unbalance the fragile peace that have existed between human and feline races since the dawn of time. o____o

7) Oooh... I really hope so. They'd be all together in one big sheepy ball! O_O

cool Irony... or its to mock them. T^T

9) Obviously... because it just looks so darn awesome!

10) Both. Pity the shelless turtle... piiity!  

[TH3_G1ITCH_]

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
'Cause without them she wouldn't be? =/

2. Can a blind person feel blue?
Teh fudge? I can't even feel blue. :S

3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
He's a sadomasochist. ;D

4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
The water dies.

5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Chuck Norris.

6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
The cats had this argument and decided to try it out. I believe it's still a dog pile... Don't tell them i said that.

7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
No and they're making babies. GTFO! scream

8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
'Cause TalkTalk is a shitty company.

9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
I told them it would make them look cool. Bwahahahahahahahaaaa~!

10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Both... Poor little guy. D':  

[flauterfli]

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
Money=infamypopularity? D:

2. Can a blind person feel blue?
Suppose if they weren't born blind...

3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
gonk

4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
You die. .-.

5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Invisible!

6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
I don't know!! Dx I'm not used to thinking this much!!

7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Most likely..

8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Because sex before marriage is wrong. D:<

9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
It's sexyy.

10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Then the turtle is a nekkid hobo, obviously.  

[XxXBeAutiFul_ChaOSXxX]

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
Because without her friends, she'd be nothing
2. Can a blind person feel blue?
Maybe
3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
I have no idea. Use your imaginaaaaaation
4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
The water turns pretty colors!
5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
It'd turn pink
6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
I'd consider it rape?
7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Why don't you ask my sheep? They should know this one
8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
That's the only thing that doesn't sound weird and/or creepy?
9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Because they are to lazy to take that suit off, put on the underwear, and then put it back on...
10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Hmm... I'd have to say both. I wonder if a box would work...

 

[DOMOs Kender child]

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
She's not really popular; she's only popular because we buy her friends.
2. Can a blind person feel blue?
Why not?
3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
With difficulty
4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
It freezes.
5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
It turns invisible.
6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
No, it's called an orgy.
7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Duh.
8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
It worked for the purpose I had in mind, just not the way the dog had in mind.
9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
To show how big their package is.
10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
It's both, the poor thing.

 

[iluvmaiwaifu]

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
Because Ken want's a threesome.

2. Can a blind person feel blue?
If blue lets the blind person touch her

3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
With the blunt edge? =3

4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
the water boils

5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Stay the same.

6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Neko orgy *purrs*

7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
*counts the sheep*

8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Never heard that saying before o.o

9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Because you ain't cool if you don't =D

10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Nakid!

 

[Intoxikace]

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
Because she is popular, so you have to buy her friendship.

2. Can a blind person feel blue?
Yes!

3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
..with toilet paper?

4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
The water becomes electric?

5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Whatever natural colour it is?

6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Nah; just a pile. ;p

7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Quite possibly. >3

8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Because you don't want it to pop out lots of babies? Horny critter is broken!

9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
They are too awesome for regular underwear wearing. >3

10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Both!  

[o0Roxy0o]

I laughed at every single one! [:
Unfortunately, I can't answer them... D:

 

[remy v2]

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
SakuraMoonie beat me to it, xD
2. Can a blind person feel blue?
The color, or the emotion?
3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
*died from mental picture*
4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
Is it "on" or "off"?
5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Just know that you wouldn't be able to see it clearly.
6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
The cats wouldn't like it, but the sad truth is that it is.
7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
I wouldn't think so. It's not just wool that their fuzz is made of.
8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
It fixes the dog's behavior.
9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
They wanna be raped with your eyes.
10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
It doesn't matter. The turtle will most likely die as II-Frantic-II said.  

[gas powered stick]

█████████ M O N O • C H R O M E • M O N S T E R ██████████

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

Barbie has to buy friends. She's never been good at making her own friends.

2. Can a blind person feel blue?

Yes, you can feel blue as in the emotion.

3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

o.o -scarred from image-

4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

You get some boiled water.

5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

It'd be like clear or something.

6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

Nah. I don't know what it is called. I didn't even know cats could do that. Wouldn't they freak out?

7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

Mmm...probably not. Sorry to break it to you.


8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

I don't know. o:

9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

Becuase they're too lazy to take off their clothes. :/

10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?

Both. The poor thing.

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[Regina Cordium]

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
Every girl needs a group of friends to make fun of people with.

2. Can a blind person feel blue?
Can you?

3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
He hires a person to do it for him.

4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
The water glows.

5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Every color in turn. It's gotta make sure it looks good.

6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
It's called a cat fight. Duhhh.

7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
I'm guessing yes.

8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Because people are stupid.

9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
It's actually quite comfy.

10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
It's now a dinosaur.