How To Flirt?! :

[Nimiwynn-swann]

Okay, so there is one of my friends who is setting me up with one of his friends. I'm gay, and supposedly he is bi... And I wanna flirt with him, but I don't know how to flirt with a guy. Do you know any tips with flirting with him? redface

 

[Pent and Ten]

Just because you're on a date doesn't mean you have to flirt.

Correct me if I'm wrong, as I'm not exactly an expert on the subject, but you really only flirt when you try to tell someone you like them, and you can't exactly say that if you don't know the person.


So just go, and have a good time. razz  

[Le Scratch]

Pent and Ten

Just because you're on a date doesn't mean you have to flirt.

Correct me if I'm wrong, as I'm not exactly an expert on the subject, but you really only flirt when you try to tell someone you like them, and you can't exactly say that if you don't know the person.


So just go, and have a good time. razz

This. Beyond that, how you flirt with a person will vary with the person involved. What works for some people doesn't work with others, and you don't want to disgust or distance the guy without even knowing him.  

[Pent and Ten]

I suppose, but I'm just trying to say you don't really need to flirt if you've already got the date.  

[Le Scratch]

Pent and Ten

I suppose, but I'm just trying to say you don't really need to flirt if you've already got the date.

There's that too ... but people will flirt even after they're well into relationships. =P It's how people work.  

[Dizzy Davey]

"Hey baby I'm a trainer, mind if I get a peek-at-chu?"


Pokemon line, works every time.




Yes, very dorky.  

[Meeatu]

Dizzy Davey

"Hey baby I'm a trainer, mind if I get a peek-at-chu?"

Pokemon line, works every time.

Yes, very dorky.

Spectacular!
razz
I declare thread hijack!
This is now a one-liner thread razz

"If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes."  

[Vega Futago]

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

priceless.  

[Meeatu]

Append Dell Honne

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

priceless.

Hahahaha brilliant =D
Though... for future date-rape escapades, might I suggest that the classic movie ploy of the chloroform rag DOESN'T WORK!

You're likely to kill the poor thing, or at the very least cause serious brain damage.

Chloroform is a very unsafe way to knock anybody out.
The difference in inhaled volume can be so minute between migraine and death that it's completely unreliable.

I'd recommend Rohypnol personally.
It's anxiolytic, amnestic, and muscle relaxant properties are invaluable.
Just ensure she hasn't been drinking too heavily first, or you may kill her biggrin

Toodles!
Everybody's favorite happy-go-lucky rapist!  

[D0RKlE]

Meeatu

Append Dell Honne

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

priceless.

Hahahaha brilliant =D
Though... for future date-rape escapades, might I suggest that the classic movie ploy of the chloroform rag DOESN'T WORK!

You're likely to kill the poor thing, or at the very least cause serious brain damage.

Chloroform is a very unsafe way to knock anybody out.
The difference in inhaled volume can be so minute between migraine and death that it's completely unreliable.

I'd recommend Rohypnol personally.
It's anxiolytic, amnestic, and muscle relaxant properties are invaluable.
Just ensure she hasn't been drinking too heavily first, or you may kill her biggrin

Toodles!
Everybody's favorite happy-go-lucky rapist!

LOL ah this made my day, ty xD  

[Meeatu]

D0RKlE

Meeatu

Append Dell Honne

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

priceless.

Hahahaha brilliant =D
Though... for future date-rape escapades, might I suggest that the classic movie ploy of the chloroform rag DOESN'T WORK!

You're likely to kill the poor thing, or at the very least cause serious brain damage.

Chloroform is a very unsafe way to knock anybody out.
The difference in inhaled volume can be so minute between migraine and death that it's completely unreliable.

I'd recommend Rohypnol personally.
It's anxiolytic, amnestic, and muscle relaxant properties are invaluable.
Just ensure she hasn't been drinking too heavily first, or you may kill her biggrin

Toodles!
Everybody's favorite happy-go-lucky rapist!

LOL ah this made my day, ty xD

You're more than welcome.
Happy stalking ^____^