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My computer is such a retard I named it bidoof.
the internet will get super laggy, every other page will not respond for a minute, and THE WORST OF ALL:

I don't even know what the ******** I'm doing to do this, but my computer will just ******** GO BACK A PAGE when I move the mouse. WHAT THE ******** YOU LITTLE s**t. DID I PRESS THE BACK BUTTON? NO I DID NOT.
WTF DO I DO TO MAKE IT STOP I'M GONNA PUNCH SOMETHING CUUUUTE.


Edit: For some reasons sometimes when I place my finger on the touchpad of my laptop, the computer will act like I hit the back button and will refresh to the last page. This happens probably 4-7 every minute. How do I make it stop so I don't throw my laptop to a ferocious bear.

I'd help you but I lack a top hot, cane, and cape.

Also you stated your problem in a nonsensical way that could be taken as a million things.

Disable tap features in control panel, mouse, device settings, settings button.
There should be a menu stating the different functions of the touchpad in question.
Assuming that this is a based off a Synaptics Touch Pad.

Also, you could check in device manager, mouse, right click on the device in question, select the advanced settings tab, clear the check box for fast initialization.
Again, assuming that this is based off a Synaptics touch pad.

As far as laggy internet. On a laptop..wireless just brings on so many different variables that you can't pin it down without changing one to a multitude of different things.
Everything...and I mean everything affects a wireless signal.
- Environment
- How many other electrical appliances are going on at the same time.
- Fluctuations in power between the wireless card, the router, or both. (EMI Radio Interference)
- Construction and materials of the walls.
- Drivers of the wireless card.
- Power options settings regarding the wireless card
- However many tabs you have open that have scripts that automatically update the page can take the bandwidth.
- Other resources that are taking requests that do not give the wireless card as much priority as the others.
- Orientation/position of the wireless antenna built in the laptop
- More s**t that I could list that would make this already boring post, even more boring.

So in a way, yeah...it could be a large amount of things that just can not be pinned down with an accurate answer.

If anything, if you constantly get slow lagging speeds over wireless, and you are not doing a whole lot of multitasking on the laptop, you can try the simplest step by unplugging the wireless router from its power source for about 20 seconds.

It will not reset the router settings, but it will reboot the router completely, flush the uptime cache, and other associated things that go with rebooting any system. Much like how sometimes a reboot will fix hanging program that just will not close on your computer.

This works for me most of the time when I have slow internet problems over my laptop.

Do you have mouse gestures installed or something?

So you have a 1 mb down speed then?