Arachne Caption Contest

[Grandwing]

Rules are simple, post here a FUNNY caption on what Arukenimon is saying above.

Anyone can enter.
Remember, this is a caption contest and not a story telling contest so avoid placing long descriptions and stuff.

3 tamers with the funniest captions will win the following prizes after a week will win:

1st Prize: Arukenimon
2nd Prize: Chestplate of Arachne
3rd Prize: 15k

Plus Lol badges for the 1st, 2nd and 3rd placers.

Contest must consist of more than 10 participants in order to be valid.  

[KomiTomiButterfly]

Arukenimon saying: Watch it you Ignorent Bafoon! Can't you see I'm trying to spy on the new neighbors?! I can't believe that mon! She has such bad tastes!

mummymon: -.-'

razz  

[Kazu Matsumoto]

Arukenimon: Gimme those back! Can't you see!? We need to strategically sneak up on them. We'll use the surrounding woodland to approach, then dive into the river for cover. Once we've crossed we'll crawl to the roadside where... We stike! And Victory will be ours at last!!! twisted

Mummymon: We can't just walk up to the ice-cream van? gonk  

[Cephalon Kish]

Arukenimon: Can you see im trying to watch the tamers?!

Mummymon: sweatdrop the tamers are over there *points* your watching the Etemon again arent u?

Arukenimon:Umm...no *turns away blushing*

Mummymon: . . . .  

[Corruption Zero]

Arukenimon: Watch it Mummymon can't you see i'm trying to see into the Playboy Mansion.  

[wild wulfie of the forest]

Arukenimon: I find these binoculars and a piece of your bandages outside my window AND YOU SAY YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT THERE!?

Mummymon:... nope. *blushes*  

[Im Windspirit]

Arukenimon: Alright, Mummymon, let me just put on my day-vision goggles.
Mummymon: Those are binoculars.
Arukenimon: Gosh, I know that dimwit! Can't I at least have a moment and be the comical one?
 

[Icemastah]

Arukeonnim: Oh my gosh! What is that hideous beast i can see through these things
Mummymon: You looking a reflection of yourself...  

[BloodyShinobiOokami]

Arukenimon: I see what your are doing Tamers!
Mummymon: No you don't the caps are still on the lenses.....  

[SU Blue]

Arukenimon: Who are you calling old, you decrepit bag of bones?! *takes key out grenade*
Mummymon: I didn't say old! I said pay attention to the road!
Arukenimon: Oh...*puts grenade away*
Mummymon: Is that the key to a grenade!?
Arukenimon: Uhoh...
*Boom*
Thought the binoculars were a grenade. sweatdrop

Arukenimon: Who are you calling old you decrepit bag of bones!?
Mummymon: I said watch the road, not old!
Arukenimon: Okay then.
Mummymon: Watch the road!
Arukenimon: What!?
*crashes*  

[-InsertEgoHere- Liger]

Arachnemon: AGH!!! THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE!!!!

Mummymon: What is it my mistress?

Arachnemon: Here I am trying to spy on the digidestine and instead I find a peeping tom trying to get a shot of my nickers!!!!

Mummymon: ..... (karma?) -.-ll  

[-Spectral MC---13th Grave]

Arachnemon: Hey you stupid toilet paper... Get your gun and well assail the tamers from up there

Mummymon: But Im driving the car, cant you get it?

Arachnemon: Get what?

Mummymon: THe gun you idiot!!

Arachnemon: What is it? Im looking through these thingy...

Mummymon: What are you looking at the numemons?

Arachnemon: Nothing :">... Just thought about their bodies... seems tasty~

 

[Dstdnt]

Arukenimon: I came to the Real World not to sightsee but to find others like me. Now where's Spider-Man already?!  

[KiroMishima]

Mummymon: Ohh....binoculars...

Arukenimon: Back off!!! These are my binoculars! With them I can finally go to a Justin Bebermon concert and actually see whats going on!!!  

[Dexterity Bonus]

Arukenimon: Damn it Mummymon! give me back my flask! Mommy needs her medicine!

Mummymon: Dr. Phil says the first step is admitting you have a problem......