Lol, I heard this at school today. XD

[Supple Succubus]

"If your right leg was Christmas, and your left leg was New Year's, could I see you between the holidays?" xd

Not one of the strangest/dirtiest things I've heard at school, but definitely one of them.

What are some things you've overheard at school/work?

 

[MatsuTsuki]

XD I'm surprised to see ya in here as well, but welcome!

our first day of freshman orientation, all of us were divided up into groups. one team, mostly made up of guys, had made a poster of Fred and Wilma Flintstone, and written their team number and "We'll Make Your Bedrock." (yay puns!)  

[Supple Succubus]

Lol, thank you. xd

I was walking past the boys' restroom once, and two guys walked out, one of them saying, "But it's too small!" stare TMI, mister. xd

And another time, I walked past someone who yelled out, "But it hurts when it's too big!" o.o

 

[Angry Kitsune]

lol Dee! So weird to see you here. 3nodding But in a good way. xp Those are funny. I've heard plenty, but I'm way too sleepy to come up with any!  

[Ocaren Lomehen]

I caught my roomie looking at pron, if that counts xd I went to go use the bathroom, and he musta thought I was going to be there for awhile, so when I come back I enter the room (I'm really quiet about everything I do, so he didn't notice me) and I glance over at his computer, and there's some random half naked chick, and the camera is panning up, like the porn just got started XD Now, I WOULD'VE played it off as just a random super model video, but when he saw me he got jumped and very quickly minimized the window, and kept looking at me waiting to see if I would bring it up (I didn't, not that evil.) Well, as if that wasn't weird enough, HE leaves to go to the bathroom about 5 minutes later, and is in there for more than half-an-hour. Now, his usual routine is to go to the bathroom before bed, and takes about 10 minutes, so obviously his routine was slightly changed this time xd  

[Supple Succubus]

@Kitsune: Nya, it's kinda weird being here, too. xd But also in a good way, I think. sweatdrop

@Corey: Lol, that's funny. I bet he'll be waiting for you to bring it up now. xd