Chuck Norris and Yo Mama

[Natural Melody]

Let's see who can post the best Chuck Norris and/or Yo Mama jokes~!

Startin' it off:

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she walks by the window, we lose four days of sunlight!

Keep 'er goin, folks! Lessee what chu got!  

[Andre Salgado]

Yo mama's so fat, Her clothes aren't XXL they are "LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU FAT b***h"  

[zeckos33995533]

Yo momma's so fat, she's on BOTH sides the family!

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on an elephant scale, it says, "Max of one family."

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on a scale, it says, "One at a time please."

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to aquarium, people threw fish at her and asked the employees for help because they thought she was a whale out of water.

Yo momma's like a brick, she keeps gettin laid by mexicans.

Yo momma's like a television, even a 2-yr-old can turn her on.

(I know so many, but got tired of remembering and reading them. LOL! I don't like Chuck Norris. lol.)  

[foxgirl66]

Before going to bed,the bogyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Your mamas so fat when whales see her they start to sing 'we are family'

Your mamas so fat when your mama walked in front of the tv i missed three episodes of my tv show  

[Something Invisible]

Chuck norris doesn't have a chin, under his beard lies another fist.