Haiku Thread - Post Haikus, funny or not, do it.

[digi162]

I played Zumba once
It then suddenly hurt my hips
I'm a superstar  

[Supple Succubus]

Poems were easy
But then something strange happened
Now they float away

I wrote as a child
In hopes of creating art
In a poem class

Poems were simple
As expected from a child
But they showed promise

Now poems elude
This aged being's loose grasp
Floating in the air

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I probably did that wrong, but it was fun~!