PICKUP LINES!

[Mistress Le Gasp]

In honor of valentine's day, everyone post the cheesiest pickup lines you have!!

Are you a mammal, because my blood is hot for you...  

[Centipedes In Utero]

"How much does a polar bear weigh?" "?" "Enough to break the ice!"

 

[BleedingInkXIII]

"So...You're a girl, huh?"

I've actually used that one before. XD Kinda worked. :>  

[lgtenos]

Are you an Earthbender? Because you made me hard.  

[Saturdays Tierce]

Anyone care for a Lovers Dinner?

Are you a Piece of meat? Cause your a Prime Choice

Now Serving...

Would heart -

EDIT: sorry, post style doesnt want to work in guild >_>  

[Queen Jacklynn]

Nice Shoes wana fuc*?  

[insaneclaw]

User of pick up line(UPUL): Hey did you get tickets
Victim(V): To what?
UPUL: To the gun show *flex*
V: *clothes disappear from sheer sexual attraction*
lmao....and one more for the road "r u a parking ticket cus all I see is fine written all over you"  

[MAGIEmage]

"Hey, my p***s stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?"

"Hey girl, are those space pants? Because your a** is out of this world!"

"You Japanese? 'Cuz I want to take japan off."

I have tons of them. xD  

[Aristocratic Views]

"Are you cooking something on my shoulder? Cause that hand is hot."

(Yeah... Me and my friend came up with that one in 7th grade...)  

[Mistress Le Gasp]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have a great a**,
I'd like to ******** you.

yayyyyyy  

[Darth_Akira72987]

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

User: "I bet you 20 dollars that I can kiss you without touching your lips."
Victim: "Really? You're on."
User: *Kisses victim on the lips and hands them a 20*
Victim: .......
User: "That was worth every penny."

"Hey, my p***s died. Can I bury it in your v****a?"  

[HARD N THROBBING INCUBUS]

roses are red
violets are blue
i have a knife
get in the van  

[Kamorynth]

Centipedes In Utero

"How much does a polar bear weigh?" "?" "Enough to break the ice!"

O.O I just heard this like yesterday or the day before, but I can't remember from where lol.

"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"  

[Papurusuta]

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they stare at me

nice shirt but it would look so much better on my bed room floor

i think im a bug cause the shine of your smile attracts me

i suck at pick uplines... want to come with me anyway?

old skool: theres party in my pants(/mouth) and youre invited

why do they ask the questions

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[longinus212]

one of mine comes from Weird al
it goes:
Girl you must be Jamaican. Because Jamaican me crazy.