Worlds Most Awesome Cyber

[Mort999]

I felt like RPing with someone on 321Chat (don't ask why - even I don't know - can't remember the last time I seriously cyber'd) and it went brilliantly - lots of fun, came buckets etc etc.

But it just came out hilariously at the end. She said, "What happened?" and I responded with, 'I light a cigar, take a sip of whisky and say, "I happened, b***h"' - oh ******** yeah. Oh, and she got post-orgasm amnesia. blaugh How could it get more awesome?

It got more awesome when I decided that I wanted fizzy j**z. Oh ******** yeah, you heard it here first - fizzy j**z. There should be a name for this s**t - FizzyJizzy™. Her p***y wouldnt stop tingling, and I couldnt resist.

But was this the end of the awesome? No. Then the fire alarms went off from the food, yet luckily the food remained unburnt - we had a ******** awesome meal, and I managed to sneak "Om, nom nom" into the cyber without it being in the context of eating p***y.

Sorry I couldnt get the log, damn java apps, but yeah, this was EPIC.

Also, dice roll for critical hit on orgasm.

EDIT - Gah, ******** dice. I still feel like a boss, though.

Besides, I have a +16 in skill, "********".  

[noigel]

lolwut  

[ll-Mystic Rhythms-ll]

surprised Uhhm…….  

[HolyShitItsJosh]

 

[moffman]

cool story bro  

[Koecia]

 

[Mort999]

Hey, if people are mentally disturbed, my work here is done.  

[iamfelixC]

im not just mentally disturbed i think my children's children would be disturbed by you so thank you for mentally scaring me cheese_whine burning_eyes dramallama  

[Mort999]

My work here is indeed done, then.  

[darbear94]

doesnt disturb me heard a lot worse just like what is the point of posting that crap  

[HolyShitItsJosh]

If this is some sort of twisted roleplay, then you leveled up.

New Skill: Forever Virgin.  

[RazzleDazzle104]

People who cyber scare me. neutral  

[Mort999]

JM Starchild

People who cyber scare me. neutral

Hey, I don't usually cyber, but when I do, it's scary :3  

[iLegoBlock]

One word.
Moron.  

[Xolramuh]

Yeah I don't get this. sweatdrop