Kurt Angle vs. Matt Hardy - Winner: Kurt Angle

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Kurt Angle's TNA Theme starts and the lights go out. The fans cheer as the light shines on Kurt Angle rising from under the ramp, and he raises his fists and a pyro goes off. He walks down the ramp an gives some high fives to some of the fans at the barricade. He walks up the steps and gets in the ring. His theme cuts and he waits for Mattpoo Hardy. A_A  

[Monster Among Men]

TAAAAAAAAAAAAYLOOOOOOOOOOORRRR
DUN DUN DUN DUN
TAYLOR EATS GUYS FOR TOMORROW
DUN DUNNA DUN

THEME CONTINUES.
MATT HARDY SLIDES IN THE RING LIKE SUPER CRAZY.
LOLWHUT A_A  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

DING DING d***o.

Kurt Angle locks up with Mattypoo. a_a  

[Monster Among Men]

Matt locks up with kurt

"Your so strong. A_A"
*B0ner*  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Kurt tries a head lock to hardy. Sniff my pits niigga.  

[Monster Among Men]

Matt get's headlocked as he smell's kurt's tastey pits.  

[I Triple H Jr I]

*Is in the crowd holding up a sign that says I like peniis.* A__A  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Kurt lets go of Hardy's head and goes for a European Uppercut.  

[Monster Among Men]

Matt get's uppercutted and he stumbles back and leans on the ropes as his fatass disconnects it and he falls out of the ring. A_A  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Kurt gets out of the ring, picks up Matt Hardy and slams his head on the apron. A_A  

[Monster Among Men]

Matt's head get's slammed. xp  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Kurt slides Matt into the ring and slides in after.  

[Monster Among Men]

Gets slided in.  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Kurt picks up Hardy and tries a belly to belly supleXXX.  

[Monster Among Men]

Matt get's supleXXX'd

"Did I just get laid?? A_A"