November Week 4: Caption Contest

[Grandwing]

Rules are simple, post here a FUNNY caption on what rika is saying

Anyone can enter.
Remember, this is a caption contest and not a story telling contest so avoid placing long descriptions and stuff.

3 tamers with the funniest captions will win the following prizes after a week:


1st Prize: Sakuyamon {Miko}
2nd Prize: 20,000g
3rd Prize: 10,000g

 

[Unitas Persona]

Rika: DIGI SLASHHHHHHHH! CUSTARD CREAM PIE?  

[ZarAburame]

Rika: I play dark magician in attack mode.  

[ultimatemk]

Rika: This is the card that will allow us to defeat Merukimon. Lets do this!! Digi Slash!!!! Sakuyamon use FLASH!!!!!!

Merukimon: AHHHHH!!!!! MY INNOCENT EYES!!!!!  

[City in Slumber]

"Hey Takoto, why does this card have a naked lady on it?"  

[Sun Hou Yi]

Rika:I tribute Renamon and Guilmon to summon Sakuyamon!  

[Dstdnt]

Rika: I believe in the heart of the cards!
*Heart on shirt glows*  

[Sinnoh Champion John]

Rika: ABILITY ACTIVATE...... wait wrong show...
*Renamon in the background face palms face*

 

[KiroMishima]

Rika: With this card Ranamon and I will win this battle! I use backfire! This card makes the users Digimon lose 30 hp! Which make Renamon's HP at....oh crap....at -29.....ummm Redo?  

[Roharu Eruna]

Rika: "In the name of EVERYTHING BADASS THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE in this world!!"

"I summon you, come: CHUCK NORRIS!!"  

[deleted_for_posterity]

Rika: With this mop, I SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!  

[Dexterity Bonus]

Ruki: Hooray for stealing!

 

[Shadow of Miracles]

Rika: "In Soviet Russia, Sakuyamon (miko) cleans for you! :'D"  

[Kazu Matsumoto]

Rika: "I summon three Imperialdramon!"
Takato: "Wait did you just summon a bunch of Digimon in one turn?"
Rika: "Yeah so?"
Takato: "That's against the rules isn't it?
Rika: "SCREW THE RULES I HAVE TRADING CARDS!"  

[Orre Champion Monty]

Since all the Yu-Gi-Oh jokes have been exausted sweatdrop

"I asked my friends if they had any Secret Rare Vampire Lords. They asked me what I wanted them for and I replied, 'I want to make a Twilight deck and need as many shiny vampires as I can get.'"