November Week 4: Caption Contest

[-InsertEgoHere- Liger]

"With this card I just saved money on my insurance by switching to GIECO!"  

[Kizadek]

"I wrote this episodes script on this card so I wouldnt foget my lines, but owning a Miko version isnt in here.... so... Cut?"  

[SU Blue]

"A card?! How do you expect me to defend my friends and family with a stupid card?! How the heck do I even use this?"  

[The Gamblator]

Rika:"I use Digitama"
Sakuyamon:"Wait what!!" *turns into digitama*
Rika:"Ha, now all damage over 15 is negated"  

[ilinkzeldi]

"I swear, I'm going to jam a wrath of god into this digivice if you don't quit bugging me."  

[Cuevas_506]

Rika: *Swipes card activating it* Nothing will stop me! *Someone activates Solemn Judgement* ... Your gotta be kidding me...  

[The Gamblator]

Rika: Digi-Slash, Dark Network, all your cards are belong to use  

[Tamake-Sempai]

Rika: BY THE POWER OF BUTCH-NESS! I HAVE THE POWER
Or
Rika: THIS IS THE CARD THAT WILL SWIPE THE HEAVEANS XD  

[Tamake-Sempai]

Blademaster Banryu

Tamake-Sempai

Rika: BY THE POWER OF BUTCH! I HAVE THE POWER

Dammit, I was just about to write that. Dx Okay okay, I can still think of something.... maybe... umm.... okay he-man joke has been used, Gurren Lagann joke used, Yugioh jokes... way overused... Hrrrrrrrrrmmm..... >____o ....gimme a minute.

"All right, now take THIS! ...no seriously, take it. Stupid Numemon card is crap, I don't want this garbage in my deck."

...yeah that sucks. But all the ideas I had were taken. =___=

row row fight da powah XD  

[Zauriel Targaryen]

Rika: Avada Kedavra!!!!!!!!!!  

[Blademaster Banryu]

Blademaster Banryu

You know what, I thought of a He-man joke before I saw that Tamake-sempai put one, and what's more, I think mine is better. So to hell with being unique, I'm using my funny caption instead of the 'original' one.

Rika: "By the power of SkullGreymon... IIII HAAAAVE THE POWARRRRR!"

I don't even care if that wins, it's just much better than my last one. xD C'mon... Greyskull? SkullGreymon? That's beautiful.
(I deleted my last submission, I hope doing that and posting this doesn't disqualify me or anything. o.o' I didn't see any rules against it, but.. yeah...)  

[karasu_sabre]

I gonna throw a card off for my fallen homeboy Leomon. Sleep well, bro.  

[Grandwing]

end. I'll judge this tomorrow.  

[Grandwing]

winners
1st

SU Blue

"A card?! How do you expect me to defend my friends and family with a stupid card?! How the heck do I even use this?"

2nd

Wind-Up Pickpocket

Hooray for stealing!

3rd

-InsertEgoHere- Liger

"With this card I just saved money on my insurance by switching to GIECO!"

please await your prizes