Intreasting Song

But what I think I'd really love is to get out by myself
On a little tiny island in the middle of the ocean
With just me and a book and a cellular phone
And a personal computer in case something came up
And I'd eat and I'd drink and I'd run and I'd sleep
And I wouldn't do nothing except swim all day
'Cept, you know, my beeper doesn't work under water
Where are the sharks? where are the sharks? where are the sharks?
And there's this kind of anemone that sticks in your foot
And the poison goes up to your brain and you die
And sand fleas? sand fleas - yuck!
But actually I think it'd be really relaxing
Just me by myself in the middle of the ocean
And that's what I'd really love to do more than anything else
Except I'd probably hate it.